Coolest stuff heard in a pool hall..

Russ Chewning

Russ Chewning

Short Bus Russ - C player
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Okay, I'll start.

Shooting pool

Me: "Aww man... I missed that shot because I _____________!"

Filipino player (deep accent): "I'm sure you're right..."



More!! Tell yours!

Russ
 
hahaha... this doesnt concern pool.. but it happened in the pool hall...

one guy was playing a video poker machine... and while he was playing we all heard him yell out..

"Oh crap.. i just raised a looser"

and then out of nowhere the owner of the pool hall yells out...

"yeah.. so did you mother!" lol..

what made it so funny was he raised a loosing hand and then he stood by accident so he just threw his money away..

that little joke kept us laughing at the pool hall for years..
lol...

chris
 
One time at my pool hall, someone was playing the poker machine and yelled out
"Come on! Straight Flush! Jesus Chrsit you long-haired fag**t"

I found it amusing
 
One that I've picked up on was, a guy was playing and shit a ball in, but it looked like he was really trying for that shot, and he yells out

" Nobody knows that shot except for me! "

So I say that every now n then when i make a outrageous shot or shit a ball in and get position.
 
Playing One Pocket

I nailed a table length bank shot after a million safeties on the last ball in One Pocket

Me: Awwwww Yeah! Drilled that sucker like it was my girlfriend!


Friend: Yeah, but that was my pocket.

Pause..


Me: Okay then, I drilled it like it was YOUR girlfriend!

Russ
 
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Just struck me as funny

A regular says to his opponent "Why don't you just pack up that a$$ whuppin you just got and take it on home."
 
True story. Keith and Louie agree to play mum pool. If you talk, it's a foul. They are playing ten ahead, so it takes five hours for Louie to win. Total silence the whole time. When it's finally over, the backer hands Louie the money and he turns to Keith before leaving, "Nice talkin' to ya." That one cracked up all present for about 15 minutes. Even Keith had to laugh.

Favorite Keith line. After the break, a few balls are slowly rolling toward a pocket. Keith exhorts them with "Get your driver's license!" I mean, where does he think these up. Keith is a true American original.
 
On national TV (ESPN) in the early 80's, Louie is playing Hawaiian Brian at Caesar's Tahoe. First time on camera, he turns toward the camera between shots and says, "Hi Mom, don't worry, I'll be home to cut the grass soon."

Absolutely the funniest line ever on any sports show is what the Director said.
 
From Dazed and Confused

Y'all are an embarrassment
to the sport of pool...
and should be proud
that I let you play... at my table
You are the worst pool player
I've ever seen in my life.
You keep watchin' me,
you might learn somethin'.
Shoot, you got so many balls
on the table
I'm gonna have to start knockin'
your balls in to get 'em out of my way

Okay, Elmo,
I hope you are ready...
to taste the agonizing,
bitter humiliation of defeat.
 
At q-masters in virginia

Alex to Shannon...lets play 10 ahead for $5,000 or $500.00 per game with a time limit. Shannon says time limit. Alex says, Yeah i am older than you and will wear out faster......lololol...everybody laughed. after all. Shannon has a few years on Alex. By the way. At 1 time shannon was up 9 and breaking. So i bet a yard on shannon with a guy who was taking all bets on alex. Alex went on to win the next 19 games and beat shannon 15 minutes before time expired. shannon up 9 and breaking. i would have bet my house..glad i did'nt.........................mike
 
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