Crazy APA Match

houmatroy said:
Reminds me when I had my lil Bar & Restaurant..We use to get some pretty good games of Pedro & Booray...There was this couple Reggie & Dianne that use to come play cards all the time & both use to like to drink pretty good...1 time Dianne was all in Reggie's grill at the table..really going off on him sitting next to him & out the blue He backhands the crap out of her & just looks back @ the rest of us & shrugs his shoulders all calm & says WOMEN...she gets up sits back in her chair & we continue to play cards like nothing happened..If it would have esculated Ida stepped in and aquashed it but it was like normal to them two.....Bout 6 months later Reggie comes in the bar with a new woman on his arm & introduces his new woman & says This is so n so...I left Dianne...I'd rather be with a ugly skinny woman than a pretty fat one...the new woman didn't seem to mind the comment...she was thin & had no teeth....Oh well...some people & their ways...got to love it...lol:)
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Sounds like he went from a hoho stuffer to a meth freak. LOLz
 
APA Operator said:
Seriously, since the time out is reflected in the score of the match, it is also reflected in the skill level of the player. Do away with time outs, and the lower-skilled players would be even lower, but the higher skill levels wouldn't change that much (they use fewer time outs).
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OK..... I see your point. It just frustrates me when my opponent is getting coached during the match. I guess it's just one of those things I have to learn to live with.
 
lol@budwieser cue comment

come on guys these people are the future of our sport!
 
Here's mine..its Thursday night league,we are getting our area together,making sure the other team will enough room an seating. When in throught the door comes 12 learthermen, with enough face piercings to impress almost anyone..yeah man, one belts out..we're gonna kick some ass...I giggle to myself, please tell me these guys are not who we are playing..my captain smile..an replys yes..oh boy I fire back..so the jacks act like they are taking over the place for about an hour, mean while the owner is giving every instruction in case all hell breaks loose..you need to understand that no one gives the owner a hard time..at any time there is enough folks that will jump in an help out if needed..an no one has ever got hurt to bad..so we begain play..they continue to get louder an drunk..the owner asks us how things are going..well their young, an probably don't get out much with the adults much..I think their harmless..he then goes over to their table an asks them to lower their voices, an just at that moment there is a out brake of screaming an yelling in the ladys room..it seems that one of the leathermens girl friend/wife decided to go down on one of the other leathermen..the boy friend had walk in to the ladys room an busted this romance..the owner was out raged..half the bad boys wanted to fight..I mentioned to the guy closest to..that starting anything in hear would not be wise choice...an pointed around at least twenty that would unload if the owner so much as snapped his fingers..I also suggested if they didn't want to go to jail now might be a good time to leave..dureing this coversation,the owner had grabbed the boy friend an escorted him outside..cops show an help everyone else leave..yep..it was a good night..most these kids where probably under 25yr. No one hurt..needless to say the match's where forfied...an they where removed from the schedule..that's all folks.
 
JustinHayes said:
Hopefully no one's Budweiser-cue was broken during this unfortunate event, pray tell. ??
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Haha thats great!!! Thanks for the strories everyone, made my night. I used to think day time talk shows with these types of nut cases we staged but this is proof there really is that many out there. :D
 
Actually the brother/sister "situation" may or may not be a league infraction.
It depends where your league is located.
Florida and Texas-Yes it is an infraction
West Virginia-No (considered foreplay)
Mississippi-Maybe (its up to league operator)
 
---------------Bazaar!
I've got to join the APA so I can tell some of these really cool stories. Stuff like this NEVER happens in Phoenix. Boring.
 
s'portplayer said:
Believe it or not, this happened at my match last week. These were our opponents.

Brother and sister are on the same team... Brother calls a timeout... Sister complains and they start jawing, seriously jawing/cussing/yelling.... you get the picture. Brother then grabs her around the throat and throws her down on the floor and gets on top of her, this is about the time I get over there and pull him off of her.

League Operator was notified, we still haven't gotten the final word, but it looks like he will not be penalizing either player, says it wasn't APA related.

Anybody ever experience anything like this?
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That is awesome!!! Funny stuff.
 
scratchs said:
Here's mine..its Thursday night league,we are getting our area together,making sure the other team will enough room an seating. When in throught the door comes 12 learthermen, with enough face piercings to impress almost anyone..yeah man, one belts out..we're gonna kick some ass...I giggle to myself, please tell me these guys are not who we are playing..my captain smile..an replys yes..oh boy I fire back..so the jacks act like they are taking over the place for about an hour, mean while the owner is giving every instruction in case all hell breaks loose..you need to understand that no one gives the owner a hard time..at any time there is enough folks that will jump in an help out if needed..an no one has ever got hurt to bad..so we begain play..they continue to get louder an drunk..the owner asks us how things are going..well their young, an probably don't get out much with the adults much..I think their harmless..he then goes over to their table an asks them to lower their voices, an just at that moment there is a out brake of screaming an yelling in the ladys room..it seems that one of the leathermens girl friend/wife decided to go down on one of the other leathermen..the boy friend had walk in to the ladys room an busted this romance..the owner was out raged..half the bad boys wanted to fight..I mentioned to the guy closest to..that starting anything in hear would not be wise choice...an pointed around at least twenty that would unload if the owner so much as snapped his fingers..I also suggested if they didn't want to go to jail now might be a good time to leave..dureing this coversation,the owner had grabbed the boy friend an escorted him outside..cops show an help everyone else leave..yep..it was a good night..most these kids where probably under 25yr. No one hurt..needless to say the match's where forfied...an they where removed from the schedule..that's all folks.
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OMG, please tell me this was an APA league too. I couldn't bear it if it were any other :grin:!!!

Maniac
 
Maniac

You got me..you through out the baitless hook.

While reading S'portplayers story, I flashed back to Thursday night APA 9 ball..
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After the police leave, the owner then goes on a rant. No one is to be having sexual relations in the restrooms, no ones to be out on the deck behaving in this manner..( I begin laughing ) he gives me the hard look..( I say well, an hold my hands up, an smile )
He then says, take your act down the street an act like animals, shakes his head an walks
Off.
I played bca for a while some years ago..an witnessed some pettiness go on..usually
With bca,its some guy or gal acting like their some kind of pool god..I find humor in this as well..I like league play..but pool is not a team sport to me. Not trying to start nut-in.
You have a good 4 of july..everyone else too.
 
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