Critics wanted

MikeJanis said:
hkwong wrote:
Would u like to GAMBLE SOME?

I recently seen your rankings for Ohio players. And i just thought it was funny where you ranked Chris Batram...I was wondering if you would like to play him like 15 ahead or 2 ten aheads for like $10,000 or $20,000? Cause I think its funny how you can only play tournaments......

p.s. nice nickname the love sponge thats a classic.........

hkwong also wrote:
For those of you bad mouthing me shutup.............I was simply making an offer not trying to belittle anybody....He can get a backer and play if he thinks he can win.......Simply a proposition.......It is nice that shawn takes some time to help people on here.......He is a good pro for the game and I was simply making an offer thats all.




And if Al-fahl Amir isn't around I would be happy to put Shawn in the box.

Are U still there wong?

Mj

Hey Mike,

What if we just went in together and made it for 40 or 50 dimes, since Shawn can't gamble.
 
Sweet Marissa said:
That's so sweet... maybe y'all can hold hands? :p :D

Sweetums, I think that was the 1st post that you ever directly replied to me in. I'm a bit disapointed, I thought our 1st time would be soooo much better.

Me had high hopes 4 U !

Mj
 
MikeJanis said:
Sweetums, I think that was the 1st post that you ever directly replied to me in. I'm a bit disapointed, I thought our 1st time would be soooo much better.

Me had high hopes 4 U !

Mj
Trying to keep it clean :p Were you hoping to hold something else? :D
 
Sweet Marissa said:
Trying to keep it clean :p Were you hoping to hold something else? :D

If your thinking about playing with Mike's cue you might want to get a friend to help, rumor has it's a little to big for a small girl like yourself to play with all alone.
 
Al-fahl Amir said:
If your thinking about playing with Mike's cue you might want to get a friend to help, rumor has it's a little to big for a small girl like yourself to play with all alone.
I was insinuating that he wanted to play with your "cue"!
 
Originally Posted by Al-fahl Amir
If your thinking about playing with Mike's cue you might want to get a friend to help, rumor has it's a little to big for a small girl like yourself to play with all alone.

Sweet Marissa said:
I was insinuating that he wanted to play with your "cue"!

About my cue. It has a nice round tip that likes to chalked ever so gently at first but then likes to be roughed up when the game gets heated. The shaft is smooth and long with a slight taper in the beginng but is consistantly thick. It's not low squirt. The butt is very nice and is a pleasure to have in your hand. I am complimented on it's abilities all the time.

Now who's wants to play with it 1st ?

My bad, Ladies always come first.
 
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Sweet Marissa said:
I was insinuating that he wanted to play with your "cue"!


Maybe you can try both of our cues out at the same time. Mine is better used for snooker sized pockets since I have a very small ferrule but it still works on the bigger pockets like yourself.
 
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Al-fahl Amir said:
Maybe you can try both of our cues out at the same time. Mine is better used for snooker sized pockets since I have a very small ferrule but it still works on the bigger pockets like yourself.
You love my pockets!
 
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Al-fahl Amir said:
Maybe you can try both of our cues out at the same time. Mine is better used for snooker sized pockets since I have a very small ferrule but it still works on the bigger pockets like yourself.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
wellll least this makes for interesting talk

Al-fahl Amir said:
Hey Mike,

What if we just went in together and made it for 40 or 50 dimes, since Shawn can't gamble.

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO GO ON RECORD HERE....I WAS TOLD CHRIS WOULD PLAY FOR SURE THEN....I WAS TOLD HE WANTED TO PLAY EVERYBODY ON THAT LIST LIKE CHRIS SZUTER AND LEIL GAY BEFORE SHAWN ALSO....THEN I WAS TOLD HE WILL PLAY SHAWN IF KID DELICIOUS CAN BREAK FOR HIM....I AM RELAYER OF MESSAGES.....

BUT I WILL GAMBLE AND ANY GAME I OFFER I WILL PLAY.....SO HERE IS MY OFFERRRRRRRRRRRRRR WITH MY MONEYYY....AND WE CAN PLAY AFTER THE OPEN ....JR CAN PLAY FOR $ 5000 OR SZUTER NINE BALL ON A NEUTRAL SITE OR THEY CAN EVEN PLAY AT THE US OPEN IF YOU WOULD LIKE....AND IF WE WIN I WILL MAKE CHRIS PLAY SHAWNNNN..SOOOO NOW LETS GIT R DONE!!!!
 
For the love of all that's good and holy, could we please stop with the "git R done"? Do y'all know how unintelligent and redneck that sounds?
 
hkwong said:
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO GO ON RECORD HERE....I WAS TOLD CHRIS WOULD PLAY FOR SURE THEN....I WAS TOLD HE WANTED TO PLAY EVERYBODY ON THAT LIST LIKE CHRIS SZUTER AND LEIL GAY BEFORE SHAWN ALSO....THEN I WAS TOLD HE WILL PLAY SHAWN IF KID DELICIOUS CAN BREAK FOR HIM....I AM RELAYER OF MESSAGES.....

BUT I WILL GAMBLE AND ANY GAME I OFFER I WILL PLAY.....SO HERE IS MY OFFERRRRRRRRRRRRRR WITH MY MONEYYY....AND WE CAN PLAY AFTER THE OPEN ....JR CAN PLAY FOR $ 5000 OR SZUTER NINE BALL ON A NEUTRAL SITE OR THEY CAN EVEN PLAY AT THE US OPEN IF YOU WOULD LIKE....AND IF WE WIN I WILL MAKE CHRIS PLAY SHAWNNNN..SOOOO NOW LETS GIT R DONE!!!!


That's just wong but it can be just right if Bartram will play even 1-hole with JR. If that's ok with you, just call me prior to your arrival and we'll entertain you for $5K per set. You know exactly how to find me. However,no matter what the outcome of that match you still have to put Bartram in the box with Shawn. That's not wong is it?


Mj
 
Sweet Marissa said:
For the love of all that's good and holy, could we please stop with the "git R done"? Do y'all know how unintelligent and redneck that sounds?

Marissa, where do you get one of dose dang tings that con-verts the words on this here comm-puuter to voices? I'd shewrr like to hear hows they sounds myself.

Mj
 
MikeJanis said:
That's just wong but it can be just right if Bartram will play even 1-hole with JR. If that's ok with you, just call me prior to your arrival and we'll entertain you for $5K per set. You know exactly how to find me. However,no matter what the outcome of that match you still have to put Bartram in the box with Shawn. That's not wong is it?


Mj
welll YOUR GOOD ACTION HOW BOUT YOU JUST PLAY THE GUMMY BEAR SOME 9-7 FOR 500 A GAME........CHRIS DONT PLAY ONE POCKET LAST TIME HE PLAYED JR HE GAVE HIM 9-6 BUT CHRIS WON ...SO CHRIS WILL TAKE 9-7 OR PLAY EVEN NINE BALL...ALSO U AND JR CAN PLAY GUMMY AND CHRIS EVEN SCOTCH PARTNER ONE POCKET....
 
hkwong said:
welll YOUR GOOD ACTION HOW BOUT YOU JUST PLAY THE GUMMY BEAR SOME 9-7 FOR 500 A GAME........CHRIS DONT PLAY ONE POCKET LAST TIME HE PLAYED JR HE GAVE HIM 9-6 BUT CHRIS WON ...SO CHRIS WILL TAKE 9-7 OR PLAY EVEN NINE BALL...ALSO U AND JR CAN PLAY GUMMY AND CHRIS EVEN SCOTCH PARTNER ONE POCKET....

Wong, don't SHOUT AT ME ! Anyway, how have you been. I haven't seen you in quite a while. 1st of all I'm a dog at pool and am not trying to get a game myself. 2nd I ran into Chris in Chicago about a year ago and he was playing some high dollar 1-hole with a local champ in the area and snapping off the room owner who was the other guys backer. I didn't say anything to anyone about knowing how well Chris plays all games at the time and I didn't offer to get into any side bets on the rail because I didn't want to kill his action. Admittedly, I was hoping to get a little jellyrole at the time for keeping my mouth shut and not trying to capitalise on the situation but I left before it was over. Maybe you could see if I gots a little somethin comming?
Third, I know Bartrams game very well and he don't need any weight from anybody at any game. Also, why would I want to play Big Pimpin Sugar Daddy Gummy Bear, the last time I saw him in West by God he had 2 bucks in his pocket and was looking for a backer so he could get into some $5 action at 1-hole !

Anyway, we are getting way off track here. You posted.....

Would u like to GAMBLE SOME?

I recently seen your rankings for Ohio players. And i just thought it was funny where you ranked Chris Batram...I was wondering if you would like to play him like 15 ahead or 2 ten aheads for like $10,000 or $20,000? Cause I think its funny how you can only play tournaments......

Then Al-fahl Amir posted.........

Since I'm his backer, I have no problem putting Shawn in the Box up here for 10 or 20 dimes with Chris. When would you guys want to Get "R" Done.

Then I (mikejanis) posted.........

And if Al-fahl Amir isn't around I would be happy to put Shawn in the box.

Then Al-fhl Amir posted ...........
Hey Mike,

What if we just went in together and made it for 40 or 50 dimes, since Shawn can't gamble.

Then I posted..........

OKEYDOKEY, AL

Then you started talking about other people playing and betting lower than you stated you would originally bet.

Now that we are back on track. When would you like to put Bartram in the box against Shawn. Between Al-fahl Amir and myself you can bet the original 10 or 20 dimes and even more if you would like to.

Wong, I like you. Please don't get mad at me but we are calling you on your original offer. Now stand up and be a man about it and get your horse to the gate.

Respectfully,

Mj
 
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wong who the hell is wong? I'LL YELL AT YOU WHENEVER I WANT AND WHERE EVER I WANT TO
 
MikeJanis said:
Marissa, where do you get one of dose dang tings that con-verts the words on this here comm-puuter to voices? I'd shewrr like to hear hows they sounds myself.

Mj
I'll be happy to offer myself as a translator. I can finally use this accent for something besides attracting Yankees.
 
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