Carl,
I'll take them all. I'll call you several times to remind you, but I won't send you payment. If you can chase me down, I'll tell you that the "check is in the mail". It won't be, of course, because my lady friend is the one that pays my bills and honors my commitments and I won't tell her about the transaction between us. I am a man of my word, though, so I will give you my word again a few times, and just assume my girlfriend CAN read my mind. She won't be able to, so you'll have to give me your word again so I can hold your payment some more. Then I will ignore you completely.
This is the way you conducted our last deal, so I'm sure it's how you'll want to proceed. Consider them a done deal...
Your friend in Phoenix,
Steve
P.S. I forgot that you like to haggle like a pawnbroker at a junkie convention, so sell me your cues at 10% of your asking price. Wait a minute, you're selling used cues on a thread advertised as used cues? I thought they were new! Please take off another 9% and ship them as soon as possible...