DCP err I mean typing problem

u12armresl

u12armresl

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I was replying to a post and got so mad that I hit the B key instead of the V key , I threw my keyboard against the wall.

Why do I get such bad rolls on the keyboard?


How would you type from here

The rolls that I got yesterday were bery bad.

Should I have changed my stance? Did my finger not have enough english on it?

I have taken lessons from Mavis Beacon, but I just wanted to get better and not modify any part of my typing.

Why do bad things always happen to me?
 
It could be worse, always remember that

It could be worse, always remember that...
 

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'Resl,
Damn you, I snorted half a Diet Pepsi up my nose; the rest spilled on my computer. Someone needs to pay for the damage; you should step up.

P.S. - that Mavis Beacon never won a typing contest in her life....she's always nagging, "use all your fingers, practice, take a typing course." Blah, blah, blah.

I say you should just maybe use one more finger (two has GOT to be better than one), and think positive thoughts. It's more a mental problem for you....you've got to focus. Just keep saying to yourself, "I'm the greatest typist in the world", over and over. You don't need no stinkin' lessons.
 
Ok Willie.

Come up to Fishers and I will either repair your computer or buy you a new one.
 
u12armresl said:
Ok Willie.

Come up to Fishers and I will either repair your computer or buy you a new one.
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U-man,
Thanks for the offer; you sucked it up, and admitted responsibility like a man. However, since the computer is at work, I just blamed it on the nighttime cleaning crew; and they gave me a new one.
 
I did not take that picture, not sure if it is real...

Flex said:
Now how did you set that up? Is that Photoshop or is it Memorex? :eek: :D
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I did not take that picture, not sure if it is real... I grabbed it from
a computer security website, from their gallery. The person who
posted it was making a joke about Windows.

It is the last picture down on this page:
http://neworder.box.sk/gal_arch.php?cat=other stuff&page=6
 
u12armresl said:
I was replying to a post and got so mad that I hit the B key instead of the V key , I threw my keyboard against the wall.

Why do I get such bad rolls on the keyboard?


How would you type from here

The rolls that I got yesterday were bery bad.

Should I have changed my stance? Did my finger not have enough english on it?

I have taken lessons from Mavis Beacon, but I just wanted to get better and not modify any part of my typing.

Why do bad things always happen to me?
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ironically enough, you might have hit the nail on the head here.........

regarding my temper tantrum over my frustrations last night and my subsequent slamming the cue ball into the table and it bouncing up and smashing my light. if i expand my garage/apartment i am going to move my Gold Crown IV upstairs. also might very well consider getting me a little doggie to keep me company. i have always been partial to dachshunds myself. i even have the name already picked out. anyway, my concern is that if i lose control of my temper and fling/fire a ball off the table, and it hits the doggie in the head - no more doggie.

and i couldnt live with myself if i would ever do something like that. so, from now on, yelling is ok, but no more slamming balls, by hand or by cue - PERIOD!

its not the laws of physics, the balls, the cue, etc, its my fault. WHITEY DOESNT LIE as Willie & Efren have pointed out.

DCP
 
Russ Chewning said:
LAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER talk.. Will you never learn?

Negative emotions = Losing
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Hmmm, The world's most famous Internet woofer, Short Bus Russ :eek: , must be psyching himself up for an eventual match against DCP! :p :rolleyes: :D
 
Buck up DCP. At least your **** ups and "bad rolls" aren't costing you any money matches or getting you bounced early from tournies. Now......the ****ups and "bad rolls" might be costing you your sanity but that is another matter entirely........
 
you need to step away from the keyboard and take a deep breath next time you come up to that V in this particular layout. clip your nail and focus on your stroke. do not even think about the word as a whole, but do prepare yourself for the A and the G. now, this is routine from here, no side steps, no putting that new clipped up your nose or hitting other obstructional itches. approach the board as you take a few practice pokes to relax that index, go down on it and hit a medium low left stunner for position on A and 5 to go.

hope this helps.
 
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