Dear Mr. Strickland. NOW WE TALK!! NOW WE TALK!!!

Donald A. Purdy said:
Please kindly leave my name out of your posts Larry. I leave you alone and you leave me alone. Peace
That Purdy Guy :cool:
lets straightthis out for the last time purdy. his name is larry and my name is gary. he's white american and i'm chinese american. he currenly lives in DC or other states and i live in the "non-heard". hollywood believes in him and i've only seen that sign once. he has lipped 4 guys and i've known 4 black belts who may not want to take a shot at me. he offered his number and i wont cause i'm living with my poor parents. he a professional shooter and i'm "b" caliber. he believes in wine and i think water far out-weight alcohol. the only thing we have in common, neither of us smoke weed.

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hope thats enough to clarify. once again lets keep this thread clean for the greatness of earl.
 
U.S. PATROITISM said:
lets straightthis out for the last time purdy. his name is larry and my name is gary. he's white american and i'm chinese american. he currenly lives in DC or other states and i live in the "non-heard". hollywood believes in him and i've only seen that sign once. he has lipped 4 guys and i've known 4 black belts who may not want to take a shot at me. he offered his number and i wont cause i'm living with my poor parents. he a professional shooter and i'm "b" caliber. he believes in wine and i think water far out-weight alcohol. the only thing we have in common, neither of us smoke weed.

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hope thats enough to clarify. once again lets keep this thread clean for the greatness of earl.

Well then gary, please refrain from using my name in your post. Thank you very much. Peace
Purdman :cool:
 
U.S. PATROITISM said:
hi larry, nice to know you.

i'm still confused. never in london nor mosconi cup and no one ever said i look smashed. well, you got the wrong guy.

further more, since i didnt start up anything and i was cheering my heart out for your friend then you shouldnt have said some like "I can tell you exactly where he is" cause that seems to me is very impolite.

and since your saying about flipping someone over when they trying kick high up to your face (trust me, they cant kick) or leaving your number warren intended for me instead its really between you and that purdy guy. i suggest you both should learn to have some respects for me and take it elsewhere to other thread. most of you guys conversations were non-pool-related. and please keep in mind this thread should be earl-related. lets try not to derail too far from that. thanks.

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maybe er.. if i do er.... get near your area i'll give you a ring and make an arrangement for a lesson. you sound a very very strong player and please kindly let me know when you made to the primetime show with your pool skills. and please tell earl a fan from taiwan says hi, thanks in advance.


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About people not being able to kick, yes they could, you see I am very fast with my hands and instead of blocking some punches I catch the fist, same on the foot, I have gotten very good at it. I also know Akido. I was in china not too long ago.

Yes, I suggested to Mr. Purdy we take this off the board and I assume he agreed with this. I have been on a dozen prime time TV shows, have some more coming up in 2 months. I was recently on ESPN Asia and did a show of trick shots for them on sports center. It aired all over the Pacific rim. I did that show out of Singapore. I Can't tell you the names of the upcoming shows but they are major. Sorry if I mis understood you, sometimes the culture thing becomes a problem. If you want to read my teachings in Chinese go into www.cuezine.com, I have a column and am one of the editors of the magazine which is out of Shanghai.

I am not a strong player any more but I am a very strong teacher. Any ones welcome to drop in for lessons, just email me ahead of time and I can set it up. I am sorry if you felt I was impolite, I am working on trying to be more polite. I did not say you were smashed, I said your outfit was smashing, meaning beautiful, it all apparently is one big mis understanding so do not worry about this.

Earl does not want any interchange on these boards, his experience with this has not been good. I seriously doubt he even reads them. He talks to who he knows and thats it. I know how to get ahold of him but he wants to be private and we should respect that. He has got a very raw deal with the fans IMHO, but he brought a lot of that on him self. I can hang around him for hours and he is very intelligent to talk to and we get along great. I really like the guy. When he gets out on the table, he changes into a different person. It is a very complex issue.
Fast Larry
 
Donald A. Purdy said:
Please kindly leave my name out of your posts Larry. I leave you alone and you leave me alone. Peace
That Purdy Guy :cool:

Don, I did not put your name in my post, but the Gary guy did, I think you have us confused. I can assure you I shall leave you alone. Peace to you as well.

Fast Larry
 
ramdadingdong said:
Don, I did not put your name in my post, but the Gary guy did, I think you have us confused. I can assure you I shall leave you alone. Peace to you as well.

Fast Larry

Understood.
Purdman :cool:
 
hi larry,

i went to the site but i switched to english cause its even more difficult for me to read the toot ta loo-style chinese. are you the guy with the..er.. the eighth wonder of pool the wonder dog with a sun glasses and scarf? 15 balls in 34 seconds.. how were the balls set up and what was your approach to it? if you dont mind? of course earls a nice guy, hes just been mis understood. once again please tell earl a taiwanese fan says hi.

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how come i've never seen you on TV?
 
U.S. PATROITISM said:
hi larry,

i went to the site but i switched to english cause its even more difficult for me to read the toot ta loo-style chinese. are you the guy with the..er.. the eighth wonder of pool the wonder dog with a sun glasses and scarf? 15 balls in 34 seconds.. how were the balls set up and what was your approach to it? if you dont mind? of course earls a nice guy, hes just been mis understood. once again please tell earl a taiwanese fan says hi.

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how come i've never seen you on TV?

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Hey back pat, yes, that be old wonder dog himself, the pool playing dog. I racked up 15 balls like in 8 ball, break behind the string, the cue ball must stop after every shot, make 5 on the snap and then run out in 33.95 seconds without missing, very fast, that is how.
A billion people have seen me play on TV in the far east, 2 billion world wide or 2/6ths of the planet, the only other player to obtain that record besides me is Mike Massey. If you watched ESPN sportscenter Asia, you would have seen me. I was on this last December. I have been on there several times in the past as well, me and the dog, seperately.

Best Wishes,
Fast Larry
 
2/6th of the planet? Maybe even 1/3rd, huh, Larry? LOL. Just pickin at cha.
 
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Hey back pat, yes, that be old wonder dog himself, the pool playing dog. I racked up 15 balls like in 8 ball, break behind the string, the cue ball must stop after every shot, make 5 on the snap and then run out in 33.95 seconds without missing, very fast, that is how.
A billion people have seen me play on TV in the far east, 2 billion world wide or 2/6ths of the planet, the only other player to obtain that record besides me is Mike Massey. If you watched ESPN sportscenter Asia, you would have seen me. I was on this last December. I have been on there several times in the past as well, me and the dog, seperately.

Best Wishes,
Fast Larry

can i ask you for a favor? can you write a column on the mag about me with the title "biggest earl's fan in far east?" thanks in advance. how long did you train that dog to shoot pool? is it the best dog player in the world? and you've said there're only 8 players in world who are better than you and may i know who they are? can you post that site with the dog here again? thanks. i also wonder, in order to drop 5 balls and wait for all the balls to stop rolling wouldve taken about 10 secs right? are you saying that the rest 10 balls were pocketed in 24, or 26 secs?
 
ramdadingdong said:
Don, I think you have us confused.
Fast Larry

OK thats it! i know i am going to get ripped up for this.......


It is so obvious to me, You are both ramadingdingdong, and u.s. patriotism as far as I can see. I do believe you are having conversations with yourself. I thought FL was banned for abusing the board with this total madness.It makes me not even want to look at azbilliards forums. I actually stopped looking before, from his commenting like crazy.


I never would comment before on threads, but this is so oviously fl.

In my opinion, Evertyhing was just fine without FL.

WM, why is he allowed bakk in ?
 
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I am still convinced that this is not FL. The ip is coming out of Taiwan.

Mike

bethesilentone said:
OK thats it! i know i am going to get ripped up for this.......


It is so obvious to me, You are both ramadingdingdong, and u.s. patriotism as far as I can see. I do believe you are having conversations with yourself. I thought FL was banned for abusing the board with this total madness.It makes me not even want to look at azbilliards forums. I actually stopped looking before, from his commenting like crazy.


I never would comment before on threads, but this is so oviously fl.

In my opinion, Evertyhing was just fine without FL.

WM, why is he allowed bakk in ?
 
Yes, this poster doesn't sound like an Asian-speaking person having trouble with English, he/she sounds like an English-speaking person having trouble with English (perhaps on purpose, perhaps not)! Could be an American in Taiwan or something, but I highly doubt this person is actually Chinese. JMHO.
 
His posts are very similar to posts from someone in Taiwan who was recently booted from the CCB. I think it is the same person.

Mike

runmout said:
Yes, this poster doesn't sound like an Asian-speaking person having trouble with English, he/she sounds like an English-speaking person having trouble with English (perhaps on purpose, perhaps not)! Could be an American in Taiwan or something, but I highly doubt this person is actually Chinese. JMHO.
 
AzHousePro said:
I am still convinced that this is not FL. The ip is coming out of Taiwan.

Mike


mike, that ain't fast larry. that is the infamous "glen" from the WPC forums. he is in taiwan, but knows too much about NYC not to have lived there at one point. he knows quite a bit about pool, but has a strange obsession with trying to create rivalries or fights among people from different countries. so far he hasn't caused problems here, so let him stay. if he starts in with any of the racism stuff, i'm sure you'll pull the plug.

besides, if we are going to admonish certain people for using multiple aliases, i think it should apply to all and give gremlin's various aliases the boot. i find it ironic that he was all for the registration for the forums (as was i) then he abuses it himself.

warren..
 
Warren said:
mike, that ain't fast larry. that is the infamous "glen" from the WPC forums. he is in taiwan, but knows too much about NYC not to have lived there at one point. he knows quite a bit about pool, but has a strange obsession with trying to create rivalries or fights among people from different countries. so far he hasn't caused problems here, so let him stay. if he starts in with any of the racism stuff, i'm sure you'll pull the plug.

besides, if we are going to admonish certain people for using multiple aliases, i think it should apply to all and give gremlin's various aliases the boot. i find it ironic that he was all for the registration for the forums (as was i) then he abuses it himself.

warren..


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I swear on me moms grave this guy is not me, I am FL, posting only under my name signing FL on every word and using no alias's, word of honor. I am not on ccb just in case that comes up.

Fast Larry...
 
Prove your fast larry. I dare you too .Take a picture of yourself send it as a attachment.


If you are fl, do you not have the respect for the WebMaster? Oh thats right you are just a clown in a internet messaging board. . who has no honor. people voted you out. Get a clue about actions, and consequences. I think Webmaster should checkmate any posters/imposters, any time he feels like it.
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U.S. PATROITISM said:
can i ask you for a favor? can you write a column on the mag about me with the title "biggest earl's fan in far east?" thanks in advance. how long did you train that dog to shoot pool? is it the best dog player in the world? and you've said there're only 8 players in world who are better than you and may i know who they are? can you post that site with the dog here again? thanks. i also wonder, in order to drop 5 balls and wait for all the balls to stop rolling wouldve taken about 10 secs right? are you saying that the rest 10 balls were pocketed in 24, or 26 secs?

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I recently wrote a column on Willie Hoppe, I am sure I will get around to Earl soon, I am a big fan of him as well, he is a great American champion and world champion, the fans here need to give him more respect and support.

I took a few months to train Jake, wonder Dog I, 9 years ago, Jake now trains the new dogs, not me, I have 3 more, Max, abbey and bubba. Jake is truly the worlds smartest dog and the best pool playing dog on earth. Nobody can beat him, he just goes 8 and out, 8 and out, how can you win.

I never said there were only 8 players in the world who are better than me, never. In pool, there are now hundreds, thousands better than me. My best pool was played in the 60's, that was a long time ago. Then, I might have been the 75th best player in the county at best at the time. I never tried to be the best pool player. At this years BCA show in Vegas I did take on all challengers and did defeat two pro tour male players, one was ranked in the high 20's, the other in the low 30's, so I still can play a lick. I can run 2 or 3 racks on you now and then still. Not bad for a guy blind in his dominate eye.

In Artistic, I was always in the top 4, with Massey, Rossman, Gerni, in the mid 90's was 2 or 3, Mike was always the best. At one point I was dead even with Rossman. Now I am probably #8, if I would come out an play which I have no interest to. If I would work at it I might get back down to #3 or 4 at best. Stefano Perlinga, a fine friend of mine is playing well now. Gumelli is tough. Sigel is on the way up. The polish kid is going to make a move.
You asked for my web site, www.fastlarrypool.com you can see me run a rack of 15 balls without allowing the cue ball to touch a rail, its a nice drill to work on, quite a challenge of your touch.

The fast rack, it did not take that long for the balls to stop, plus, you only have to wait for the cue ball to stop, not the other balls, so you hit all kill shots, stop shots, so the cue ball is dead off the break in 3 or 4 seconds. When I ran 15 and out in 33.95 seconds, I broke a record that had stood for 8 years in scotland by almost 4 seconds. That was on a 9' table and was done in 1993, that records still stands today untouched. That is one of my 20 world records.

Pearson has ran a faster rack, I think around 30 seconds, but that was on the smaller 7' bar box, easier pockets, the smaller the table the faster you can run around it. He holds a world record on a 7' table, we both hold world records. I am the worlds fastest pool player, so I have earned my name, fast larry, nobody is faster. How fast am I, when I go to bed at night and flip the light switch off, I am under the covers before the lights go off, I am faster than a speeding bullet....Twice I have won sets of 9 ball winning 10 games in 5 minutes flat, that was how I got my original name, for playing very fast, it was awarded to me in 1960 by Minnesota Fats. I came up in the same room with the original Fast Eddy, we were friends for all of his life. Kling and Allens produced two famous Fast players with Fast names. There was also a Fast Joey that played there as well. Back then playing fast and loose, like Mosconi, was admired and copied by a lot of players.

Best Wishes,

Fast Larry Guninger
 
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