Deer Antler Pocket Chalkers

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For sale are Pocket Chalkers made from the antlers of the Texas White Tail Deer.

Like other pocket chalkers, these chalkers fit neatly into a pocket and are always ready at hand to chalk-up before that next shot. They can be loaded with your favorite brand or color of chalk, and since they stay on your person, your favorite chalk won't be carried off by someone else at the pool table.

These chalkers range in length from 3" to 4" in length and have a finish/surface that varies in color and texture as the antlers on the deer vary in color and texture.

These are a lot cooler than the plain plastic chalkers you see everywhere! Get yours today!

Single Chalker: $24.95 delivered conUS.

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[CocoboloCowboy]

Very nice!

 

[8Ball48043]

Very nice!

Coco, one of these beauties would look pretty cool in your pocket at the local pool hall!

 

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[JUSTABANGER 2]

good idea. i've got a whole pile of antler in my garage never thought of using them for chalk holders. i did make a couple of ferells out of them. man they really stinks when you cut or grind on them.

 

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good idea. i've got a whole pile of antler in my garage never thought of using them for chalk holders. i did make a couple of ferells out of them. man they really stinks when you cut or grind on them.

Ya. These antlers make a very nice, unique and distinctive chalker. And, because of the material; They will last forever!

 

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