DERBY CITY CLASSIC - no rooms available.

Leaving for Louisville today with a stopover at Tunica, MS.

Look forward to meeting and playing any and all AZers for fun or profit.

Schedule matches: Jay Helfert,

Hope to matches: DerekDisco (loser has to dance to O'Jay's LOVE TRAIN.)

Fatboy: Loser has to buy dinner.

Terry Ardeno: Winner buys breakfast.

Sarah Rousey: A chance to win a collectible, SIGNED AND DATED $5 bill.
(I'm bringing the Sharpie marking pen)

Russ Chewning: If I win, I want a signed Iraqi dollar bill or the smallest denomination but iwth a BIG SIGNATURE. Can be mailed at a later date.

Efren Reyes, Shane Van Boening, Johnny Archer,Dennis Orcullo Ronnie Alcano, Daryl Peach, Alex the Lion, Bustamante/either one, Rodney Morris.... I mean Rodney Guy, or any of the other pros that want to meet me on the slate. Wish I could remember the guy I played at the Senior's tournament a few years back that showed so much class it hurt. Yeah I would like a rematch with him. :)
:D (and yes they can all play for fun or profit too.) Just not too much profit. :p

JoeyA
 
Remember To Shave Daily

JoeyA said:
Leaving for Louisville today with a stopover at Tunica, MS.

Look forward to meeting and playing any and all AZers for fun or profit.

Schedule matches: Jay Helfert,

Hope to matches: DerekDisco (loser has to dance to O'Jay's LOVE TRAIN.)

Fatboy: Loser has to buy dinner.

Terry Ardeno: Winner buys breakfast.

Sarah Rousey: A chance to win a collectible, SIGNED AND DATED $5 bill.
(I'm bringing the Sharpie marking pen)

Russ Chewning: If I win, I want a signed Iraqi dollar bill or the smallest denomination but iwth a BIG SIGNATURE. Can be mailed at a later date.

Efren Reyes, Shane Van Boening, Johnny Archer,Dennis Orcullo Ronnie Alcano, Daryl Peach, Alex the Lion, Bustamante/either one, Rodney Morris.... I mean Rodney Guy, or any of the other pros that want to meet me on the slate. Wish I could remember the guy I played at the Senior's tournament a few years back that showed so much class it hurt. Yeah I would like a rematch with him. :)
:D (and yes they can all play for fun or profit too.) Just not too much profit. :p

JoeyA
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Good luck, Pal. I hope that you get your own DVD out of the deal.
Doug
( don't forget to autograph some cueballs for Freddy )




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Smorgass Bored said:
Good luck, Pal. I hope that you get your own DVD out of the deal.
Doug
( don't forget to autograph some cueballs for Freddy )




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Thanks Doug.

I thought you told me not to autograph any more cueballs.. :confused:
JoeyA
 
JAY, I USED THEM TOO BUT MY EX-GIRL FRIEND, WHO WAS JUST ON JERRY SPRINGER IN DECEMER, LOST 2 TEETH WHEN WE WERE DRIVING BACK TO WEST VIRGINIA TO HER TRAILER. IT WAS THEN I MADE A PERSONAL DECISION TO STICK WITH THE SOFTER DOTS IN CASE THEY ATE THE DOTS

Are you saying that there actually is a trailer dwelling women in West Virginia that has more than two teeth?
 
jay helfert said:
You like my soft action after that game at the Open. I played pretty good with a crooked house cue didn't I. I'm dead out of stroke, but I will bring my cue to this party. You got a game!

P.S. How about two games of One Pocket for a hundred a game and then two games of full rack Banks for a hundred a game. Fair is fair, after all. You know now you're the better One Pocket player.
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The last time we played one pocket, I we played for hours and I won just enough to pay the time and buy a coke, so that game is written in stone. I like to play at least a few games. Let's race to 4 for $200. That's friendly enough.

Here's the Big Easy Compromise: If I win the one pocket match (which isn't likely especially if you have a straight stick), I play you a race to 4 short banks for the same $200. Your specialty and we all know you will steal that money.
JoeyA
 
Joey, Only Drink From Containers With A Screw On/Off Cap (and keep an eye on them)

JoeyA said:
The last time we played one pocket, I we played for hours and I won just enough to pay the time and buy a coke, so that game is written in stone. I like to play at least a few games. Let's race to 4 for $200. That's friendly enough.

Here's the Big Easy Compromise: If I win the one pocket match (which isn't likely especially if you have a straight stick), I play you a race to 4 short banks for the same $200. Your specialty and we all know you will steal that money.
JoeyA
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Joey, reading this post has filled me with concern for you. Please remember to safety-pin your your money to the inside of your shirt and don't stand there gawking up at all the tall buildings in the big city. Building gawking can hurt your neck and ruin your bank game.... imo
Doug
( I'm getting more & more worried about not being there with my pal, to protect him from the hucksters and smooth move artists ) :)





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Smorgass Bored said:
Joey, reading this post has filled me with concern for you. Please remember to safety-pin your your money to the inside of your shirt and don't stand there gawking up at all the tall buildings in the big city. Building gawking can hurt your neck and ruin your bank game.... imo
Doug
( I'm getting more & more worried about not being there with my pal, to protect him from the hucksters and smooth move artists ) :)





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I have my milk money stored next to my heart and have some muscle relaxers for the neckaches. Thank you so much for your concern. I know you will always look out for me. That is so kind of you. Give Barbara a hug and a kiss for me.
JoeyA
 
I Mean, She's MY Wife..... dammit !

JoeyA said:
Give Barbara a hug and a kiss for me.
JoeyA
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You know, about that....... I've given Barbara so many hugs & kisses in your name, that she now cries out in the middle of the night: "joey a, joey a, JOEY AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Doug
( what's up with that ? please autograph a ball for her )




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Smorgass Bored said:
You know, about that....... I've given Barbara so many hugs & kisses in your name, that she now cries out in the middle of the night: "joey a, joey a, JOEY AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Doug
( what's up with that ? please autograph a ball for her )




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OK REP KING I send you some more. YOu made me laugh.
JoeyA

Solly, it say i cannot giv mor now, may be lata.
 
I called yesterday & got a room today at the Ex West. Joey - look me up, I am hitting the road now.
 
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