Derby Dispatches -- Day Three.

sunnyone

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Quote of the day:

“Piggy Banks was going to commentate with me, but he’s at the Waffle House.”

Sitrep:

The days dwindle down to a precious few … only a handful of banks players left. One-pocket about to commence, stream-wise. Will there be more one-pocket participants than bankers? (Around 353 bankers, I think. At least they’re not lawyers! Just kidding, my dad is an attorney.)

Minor Observations:

Near the end of the competitions do they lengthen the matches (more than three games) to better determine the best player? (Nota bene: it’s acceptable, grammar-wise, to split many infinitives these days.)

I can’t remember -- is it also three games for one-pocket and 9-ball?

There is one guy sitting in the front row. He’s smiles a lot and applauds good shots from every player. Seems like a nice guy, an ideal fan. Wonder who he is?

Spectator-wise it would be interesting to know who some of the other regulars are … what their back stories are.

Who are all the long-bearded audience members?

Could we have an off-button to mask serial coughing?

Who loses a match with the most grace, the best smile? Alex?

Who has the most care-worn face? The face of a life well-lived. John B?

Is TAR streaming at the Derby?

Do Filipino players employ longer bridges? (Why isn’t the term Philipino?)

Catch phrases:

‘Chinese safety’ -- leaving the opponent jacked up?

‘Going to the electric chair’ -- a shot of last resort? One you would take if your life depended on it?

‘The Banking Patch’, aka ‘The Patch’ -- several avails?

‘Trick Bank’ -- desperation shot?

‘A little bit kissy’ -- iffy choice?

Rule question -- commentator corner:

Multiple safeties on the same object ball, on the same rail. Number allowed? Penalty?

A couple of Danny D observations, (coolio division):

“He doesn’t have my permission to shoot that shot.”

(Facing a no-win situation.) “Let the other guy figure it out.”



The Fourth Estate is my life,

Sunny
(cub reporter -- amateur division -- talent not required.)

P. S. Isn’t it fascinating -- looking at the roster of players -- to note the internationality of names. A virtual United Nations of participants. Just a thought!
 
Well played ma'am. Thou shalt be our eyes and ears for those downtrodden among us who are under pernicious subjugation of an employer...:smile:
 
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Quote of the day:

“Piggy Banks was going to commentate with me, but he’s at the Waffle House.”

Sitrep:

The days dwindle down to a precious few … only a handful of banks players left. One-pocket about to commence, stream-wise. Will there be more one-pocket participants than bankers? (Around 353 bankers, I think. At least they’re not lawyers! Just kidding, my dad is an attorney.)

Minor Observations:

Near the end of the competitions do they lengthen the matches (more than three games) to better determine the best player? (Nota bene: it’s acceptable, grammar-wise, to split many infinitives these days.)

I can’t remember -- is it also three games for one-pocket and 9-ball? Yes for one hole and I think it's 9 this year for nine ball

There is one guy sitting in the front row. He’s smiles a lot and applauds good shots from every player. Seems like a nice guy, an ideal fan. Wonder who he is?

Spectator-wise it would be interesting to know who some of the other regulars are … what their back stories are.

Who are all the long-bearded audience members?

Could we have an off-button to mask serial coughing?

Who loses a match with the most grace, the best smile? Alex?

Who has the most care-worn face? The face of a life well-lived. John B?

Is TAR streaming at the Derby? No. Accu stats big truck and insidepool

Do Filipino players employ longer bridges? (Why isn’t the term Philipino?)

Catch phrases:

‘Chinese safety’ -- leaving the opponent jacked up?

‘Going to the electric chair’ -- a shot of last resort? One you would take if your life depended on it? Yes

‘The Banking Patch’, aka ‘The Patch’ -- several avails?

‘Trick Bank’ -- desperation shot? Yes

‘A little bit kissy’ -- iffy choice? Means the cue ball may kiss the object ball, come in contact with it again before being pocketed

Rule question -- commentator corner:

Multiple safeties on the same object ball, on the same rail. Number allowed? Penalty? Not sure, it is in 14.1. I'd like to know too.

A couple of Danny D observations, (coolio division):

“He doesn’t have my permission to shoot that shot.”

(Facing a no-win situation.) “Let the other guy figure it out.”

Danny makes a boring match very fun.



The Fourth Estate is my life,

Sunny
(cub reporter -- amateur division -- talent not required.)

P. S. Isn’t it fascinating -- looking at the roster of players -- to note the internationality of names. A virtual United Nations of participants. Just a thought!

Answered some of your questions. The banks has been very very fun to watch no doubt.
 
... There is one guy sitting in the front row. He’s smiles a lot and applauds good shots from every player. Seems like a nice guy, an ideal fan. Wonder who he is?...

That could well be our esteemed sjm!
 
Well played ma'am. Thou shalt be our eyes and ears for those downtrodden among us who are under pernicious subjugation of an employer...:smile:



And for us old, retired, fat guys spending too big a portion of our day sittin' in the recliner and on the AZBilliard forum :grin-square:!!!

Thanks, Sunny. I like your style!!!

Maniac
 
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