Did Jesus play pool? Who did he play? What speed? What was his strongest game?

Beware_of_Dawg said:
yes, he did. trick shots mostly.

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This photo has been tampered with!! Jesus was a righty and he used smokeless tobacco...=)
 
Unfortunately, he took the same road as some other great pool players. Jesus left pool for the philipines, due to the lack of riches and bi***$, to take up cock fighting... then PETA gets involved, screws all of that up and he makes a public apology for crueslty to animals. People forgive him after he wins a bunch of WSOP events and beats the SH*T out of Phil Helmuth in the parking lot for crying about bad beats... Since the cockfighting days I think he has changed his last name from Christ to Fergeson or something like that... idk... all i know is, next time you ask WWJD? take a look at Alex P and he should give you some indication...
 
bobco729 said:
ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! oh! Louie! l,o,l,
"country" Bob
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I only know of one story of Jesus playing pool.

He walks into a pool room in Nazareth, where the local shortstop, Pilates, asks him to play.

A railbird pulls Pilates off the the side and whispers in his ear "don't you know who that is? It's Jesus!"

Pialtes says "the man whose mother says he plays like god?"

The railbird says "yes, that one".

Pilates says "That's ok, I'll play him. He also thinks his mother is a virgin!"
 
jay helfert said:
Jesus "Chuey" Rivera was a very good player out of Colorado. I think he even won a couple of the BCA events in years past. A good little hustler as well. Of course he had God on his side! :thumbup:

And then there was Jesus Helfert, an ancient ancestor of mine. He played lights out until he got bitten by religious fervor and became a Tibetan monk. After thirty years someone put a pool table in the monastery and he began to play again. Last I heard he was playing $2 One Pocket in Pocatello, Idaho.
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Chuey can still play. I watched several of his matches at the recent Denver open. A very,very smart player.
 
jesus v lucifer challenge match?

I would be willing to stake jesus some $1000 sets giving the 8 in a 11 ahead set.....watchez?
 
If Jesus existed, God existed, and they were father and son, don't you think Jesus would spend his time playing Playstation 12 and Nintendo Dreamcast?
 
Jesus played Scotch doubles 8 and 9 ball.

The balls again represented humanity.

When He broke, He ALWAYS made the 8-ball or 9-Ball, and then left ALL the other balls on the table for his partner (the true church), to pocket themselves.

Argonath
 
To answer you inane question, one would have to believe in Fairy Tales.

So I therefore have no comment.

:)
 
TCIndepMo said:
Whatever his game, he apparently hustled those Roman soldiers and they cooked up all of that religous stuff as an excuse to get even.

Which they did. But, oh the consequences.

(Yes, Yes, I know. But I'm going to hell anyway)
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Going to hell for speaking on fairy tale things? Only because you invented a hell and put yourself there willingly.
 
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