DITKA VS. Shane V.B. and Godzilla

1 Pocket Ghost

1 Pocket Ghost

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Ok, I can't keep this a secret any longer, even though DITKA is gonna be mad at me for ruining his being undercover.....

.....Shane came through Chicago a couple of months ago and played DITKA 9 ball after hours on the bar table at DITKA'S restaurant....Well, da COACH gave Shane the 7 and the breaks and busted him and his backers, beating him three sets for $10,000 a set !

.....And many years ago Godzilla was stupid enough to want to 'step outside' with da COACH.....well, needless to say DITKA crushed/pole-axed Godzilla sending him crawling and whimpering away, like a little chameleon, back to Japan !

- Ghost - ace reporter for the Enquirer newspaper.
 
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1 Pocket Ghost said:
Ok, I can't keep this a secret any longer, even though DITKA is gonna be mad at me for ruining his being undercover.....

.....Shane came through Chicago a couple of months ago and played DITKA 8 ball after hours on the bar table at DITKA'S restaurant....Well, da COACH gave Shane the 7 and the breaks and busted him and his backers, beating him three sets for $10,000 a set !

.....And many years ago Godzilla was stupid enough to want to 'step outside' with da COACH.....well, needless to say DITKA crushed/pole-axed Godzilla sending him crawling and whimpering away, like a little chameleon, back to Japan !

- Ghost - ace reporter for the Enquirer newspaper.
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DITKA would win hands down. The only man who would give da COACH a match is Chuck Norris.:D
 
These types of thread are getting tired and old.

I'm off to create a new thread bashing the old threads about being tired and old.

Wish me luck!
 
Jude Rosenstock said:
A midget A-Rod would beat all of the above.
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Jude, Jude, Jude, you are so delusional......As a matter of fact, whenever da COACH goes to New York to do some work for ESPN or whatever, A-ROD meets up with da COACH and carry's da COACH'S bag for him and does any gofer errands that DITKA needs him to do for him while he's there !
 
1 Pocket Ghost said:
Jude, Jude, Jude, you are so delusional......As a matter of fact, whenever da COACH goes to New York to do some work for ESPN or whatever, A-ROD meets up with da COACH and carry's da COACH'S bag for him and does any gofer errands that DITKA needs him to do for him while he's there !
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The only reason why A-Rod would carry "da COACH's" bag for him must have something to do with his frail state. I'm sorry but Ditka is an 80s RELIC. Give me 4 midget Derek Jeters and 5 midget Paul O'Neils and we beat "Da Bears" in whatever game you think of.
 
Everyone on Da planet knows DITKA, Da Coach, is ageless. Last time Efren was at the Cafe' in Chicago, Da Coach, offered him 8-6 and the breaks. Efren wanted to play but his stake horses told him he would have to play his own cash so Efren passed. Good move, Bata.
 
Well why then

Jude Rosenstock said:
The only reason why A-Rod would carry "da COACH's" bag for him must have something to do with his frail state. I'm sorry but Ditka is an 80s RELIC. Give me 4 midget Derek Jeters and 5 midget Paul O'Neils and we beat "Da Bears" in whatever game you think of.
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With all Steinbrener's money the Yankees still can't win the world series and even if they had 5 Jeeter's and 5 A Rod's it would not help. Looks like sooner or later Steinbrener would give up and shut up.

Leonard
 
Neil said:
Originally Posted by Neil
So, just how do you spot someone the 7 when playing 8-ball???


SAY WHAT???

The way I read it, they are playing 8-ball.
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doesnt really matter DITKA could give him 10 playing 8....he is that good...



but at the end of the day Brasky would bust them all ... just saying ......
 
smokeandapancak said:
doesnt really matter DITKA could give him 10 playing 8....he is that good...



but at the end of the day Brasky would bust them all ... just saying ......
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Too true old friend, too true

Have you seen Brasky's cue, the butt is made from one of Jimmy Hoffa's femurs, the shaft is a 197 peice radially laminated job ( each lamination is made from a different 400+ year old redwood) and the wrap is made from the left paw knuckle skins of baby sea otters
 
Neil said:
Originally Posted by Neil
So, just how do you spot someone the 7 when playing 8-ball???


SAY WHAT???

The way I read it, they are playing 8-ball.
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Gottcha, Neil. I understand now. Well, what Da Coach did was give Shane the break playing 8 ball. Furthermore, if he made a solid ball on the break he was allowed to pocket the 7 ball at any time during that game, on a legal shot, and he won the game. Still wasn't even close. Da Coach, just stuck him up. I felt sorry for SVB because I like the kid but you don't come into Chi-Town and think you can beat Da Coach playing anything.
 
Nice Try

bigskyjake said:
Have you seen Brasky's cue, the butt is made from one of Jimmy Hoffa's femurs, the shaft is a 197 peice radially laminated job ( each lamination is made from a different 400+ year old redwood) and the wrap is made from the left paw knuckle skins of baby sea otters
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Actually, DA COACH was offered that cue first, but he didn't want it because he doesn't need it.....He can just use any cue off the rack and easily beat any player at any game.....And DA COACH ia a blue collar guy - he sneers at anybody using a fancy cue like that - and if you catch him in an ornery mood, he just might ask to see the cue for a second, and then break it in half over his knee and hand it back.
 
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