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Thanks for the offer but I don't needs these pills. I bought a Deano cue and it does the same thing as your pill:D

Kevin
 
Drew said:
For years, I've played this game every day for hours and hours hoping to improve and play at the level I want. I've played all the games and done all the drills. But I could never achieve that next level. Until now.

A small pharmaceutical company based in Chicago has developed a pill which will improve your game by at least 3 balls. I cannot tell you right now what exactly this pill does or who makes it. But I can guarantee that you will play like Corey Deuel in a matter of days. It worked for me.

Be a part of this while it lasts as we will only be manufacturing for a short time. Just send me $300, and I will send you the first treatment. Do not wait long as I will only be taking orders for the next week. After that the opportunity is gone forever.

Drew.
Con Artist Extraordanaire
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Will a get a bigger **** too?
 
Drew said:
For years, I've played this game every day for hours and hours hoping to improve and play at the level I want. I've played all the games and done all the drills. But I could never achieve that next level. Until now.

A small pharmaceutical company based in Chicago has developed a pill which will improve your game by at least 3 balls. I cannot tell you right now what exactly this pill does or who makes it. But I can guarantee that you will play like Corey Deuel in a matter of days. It worked for me.

Be a part of this while it lasts as we will only be manufacturing for a short time. Just send me $300, and I will send you the first treatment. Do not wait long as I will only be taking orders for the next week. After that the opportunity is gone forever.

Drew.
Con Artist Extraordanaire
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I have heared that stuff shrinks your balls.:D
 
sounds good

I'm interested in 100 orders.....if you give me your address, I will send $30,000 but first I need a free sample.......If it does what you say, I will be interested in 1000 orders......
 
I've got some stuff that will help you concentrate on one thing for hours on end and help slow down your game, but you'll think you're playing the fastest you've ever played. The greatest part is that when you miss you will stare at that ball for at least 5 minutes and then laugh making everything better = your mental game will drastically improve.
 
I'd like to place an order for a lifetime supply of this miraculous pill and I'm enclosing the winning ticket for the upcoming powerball lottery as prepayment in full! Please send in plain brown wrapped package so as not to attract attention from prying eyes or future world champion level opponents. I wouldn't want 'em knowing that I'm about to hit 'em with an unbeatable package of pool prowse! :) Enjoy life, it's the best game out there!
 
9 on the snap said:
I have heared that stuff shrinks your balls.:D
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This thread is worse than a case of Ghonaherpisiphillis.


Lots of running
Won't go away
and keeps on spreading

Well, I ended up with a Porn Name of "Tiny Johnson". So, it just figures my balls would shrink up too!!! $hit!

Drew,

When's my next shipment due? Still shooting better than ever!
 
There were 2 guys (A and B) that hired in on the same day after 3 months one guy (A) was offered the job of foreman that he accepted. The other guy (B) protested to (A) wanting to know why he wasn't given the opportunity. A said because he was smarter due to the smart pills that he was taking. B wanted to know where to get them. A said that he was in luck because he had a whole bunch left over and he didn't need them any more because he was smart enough and he would sell them to B. A told B that you could only take one a day and because he was so stupid that he was afraid that he might take more than one a day. But being a friend he would sell him one everyday. A said each pill cost $5. B gave A $5 every day for over 6 months. Finally B said to A "I have been giving you $5 every day for over 6 months for those damn pills and I swear that they are nothing more than rabbit turds.' A look at him and said "Now you are finally getting smart"
 
It may not be the pill itself but the manner in which it is taken.
 

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