Duct Tape and Bug Billy (Another Pool Story)

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Circa 1990?

Me and Scott Wright were heading to Atlantic Beach, where his grandmother had a house two rows back from the beach. Man, I miss that place.

Anyway, we decided to detour through Vanceboro to see a poolroom there. Two tables and duct tape on the back rail of the front one. Well, when we arrive, there are five people playin' $2 and $2 on the duct tape table. Scott gets in and is up about $100 in the first hour. I mean he's killing the game. And....he's following the right guy. They called him Bug Billy. He worked for an exterminator company and had a lot of heart. Couldn't get outta the rain, but had a lot of heart. Well, the game breaks up after a "3" by Scott.

Bug Billy wasn't anywhere near through. "Gimme the seven and eight. I'll bet $10 a game."

Scott wins $100.

"Gimme the six, seven and eight."

Scott wins another buck.

"Gimme the five, six, seven, and the break. Race to eleven for $200."

Scott wins 11-8. Well, he's outta money. So, he goes out to his car and brings in a box. Calmly, he takes out a small automatic and points it to the ground and puts one in the chamber. "Guys, I'm sorry to have to do this, but I need that $200 back. No hard feelings, I just need that money for the wife's weekend at the beach. I'll give you directions to another poolroom and you can really make a score there. Sorry."

Well, Scott hands him the $200 back and we follow a drawn out map. Guess where it led? A small crop dusting airport just outside of town. So, just remember, when you get directions to a poolroom, think of Bug Billy. Cause you know he had to have the last laugh. We actually laughed too.
 
Circa 1990?

Me and Scott Wright were heading to Atlantic Beach, where his grandmother had a house two rows back from the beach. Man, I miss that place.

Anyway, we decided to detour through Vanceboro to see a poolroom there. Two tables and duct tape on the back rail of the front one. Well, when we arrive, there are five people playin' $2 and $2 on the duct tape table. Scott gets in and is up about $100 in the first hour. I mean he's killing the game. And....he's following the right guy. They called him Bug Billy. He worked for an exterminator company and had a lot of heart. Couldn't get outta the rain, but had a lot of heart. Well, the game breaks up after a "3" by Scott.

Bug Billy wasn't anywhere near through. "Gimme the seven and eight. I'll bet $10 a game."

Scott wins $100.

"Gimme the six, seven and eight."

Scott wins another buck.

"Gimme the five, six, seven, and the break. Race to eleven for $200."

Scott wins 11-8. Well, he's outta money. So, he goes out to his car and brings in a box. Calmly, he takes out a small automatic and points it to the ground and puts one in the chamber. "Guys, I'm sorry to have to do this, but I need that $200 back. No hard feelings, I just need that money for the wife's weekend at the beach. I'll give you directions to another poolroom and you can really make a score there. Sorry."

Well, Scott hands him the $200 back and we follow a drawn out map. Guess where it led? A small crop dusting airport just outside of town. So, just remember, when you get directions to a poolroom, think of Bug Billy. Cause you know he had to have the last laugh. We actually laughed too.


I cant get enough of these gamblin stories!! :thumbup:

Keep em' coming Crawfish.
 
Funny how he was so apologetic about armed robbery. I guess he must have been more worried about facing the wife than possibly going to jail.
 
Thats fricken funny!

So the ol' bugger looses roughly $500 to your partner...
(Ringgame losses+2/100 sets+1/200 set)

Rolls out to get his piece and basically sticks ya up...

BUT ONLY ASKS FOR $200 BACK? LOL

If I'm gonna rob ya, I'm takin' all my dough back man!
I guess I just don't think like a bug! :p

Great story as usual though! Sounds like a good time! :thumbup:
 
Funny how he was so apologetic about armed robbery. I guess he must have been more worried about facing the wife than possibly going to jail.

Funniest thing was, he was very polite and kind of apologetic about it. Courteous, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't blowing smoke. He didn't even point it at us. But, I got the feeling and vibe. "Just give it to him, Scott."
 
thanks for a laugh out loud!

Circa 1990?

Me and Scott Wright were heading to Atlantic Beach, where his grandmother had a house two rows back from the beach. Man, I miss that place.

Anyway, we decided to detour through Vanceboro to see a poolroom there. Two tables and duct tape on the back rail of the front one. Well, when we arrive, there are five people playin' $2 and $2 on the duct tape table. Scott gets in and is up about $100 in the first hour. I mean he's killing the game. And....he's following the right guy. They called him Bug Billy. He worked for an exterminator company and had a lot of heart. Couldn't get outta the rain, but had a lot of heart. Well, the game breaks up after a "3" by Scott.

Bug Billy wasn't anywhere near through. "Gimme the seven and eight. I'll bet $10 a game."

Scott wins $100.

"Gimme the six, seven and eight."

Scott wins another buck.

"Gimme the five, six, seven, and the break. Race to eleven for $200."

Scott wins 11-8. Well, he's outta money. So, he goes out to his car and brings in a box. Calmly, he takes out a small automatic and points it to the ground and puts one in the chamber. "Guys, I'm sorry to have to do this, but I need that $200 back. No hard feelings, I just need that money for the wife's weekend at the beach. I'll give you directions to another poolroom and you can really make a score there. Sorry."

Well, Scott hands him the $200 back and we follow a drawn out map. Guess where it led? A small crop dusting airport just outside of town. So, just remember, when you get directions to a poolroom, think of Bug Billy. Cause you know he had to have the last laugh. We actually laughed too.

That was some funny stuff especially with him finishing off sending you to the airport. My favorite set of directions was some that my brother gave to a real jackass. "Turn left here, go two miles and take a hard right." As it happened those directions would have put them square in the middle of the Mississippi River at Baton Rouge!

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Keith you're an ass but a pretty funny guy. All I can say is stay away from woman on vehicles and back alley pool rooms. Like they say...."If you aint from 'round here, you shouldn't be 'round here" Just remember that phrase and youll live to hustle another day sparky...got it...OUT!
 
Keith you're an ass but a pretty funny guy. All I can say is stay away from woman on vehicles and back alley pool rooms. Like they say...."If you aint from 'round here, you shouldn't be 'round here" Just remember that phrase and youll live to hustle another day sparky...got it...OUT!

Being an ass is only my poolroom personna. Ah, hell, who am I kidding? By the way, there isn't as much legroom in a Jeep Cherokee as they claim, Mikey. By the other way, she matched the voice.
 
Being an ass is only my poolroom personna. Ah, hell, who am I kidding? By the way, there isn't as much legroom in a Jeep Cherokee as they claim, Mikey. By the other way, she matched the voice.

If she matched the voice than she was a hottie wit a tottie...Could you sit a bottle of beer on the ass?
 
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