Efren Reyes facts

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Like the popular website, chucknorrisfacts.com I thought it would be funny to have a thread like it only with efren being the subject instead of chuck.

okay here are a couple to start off with

You have never gotten lucky, Efren has already used all the luck in billiards till the end of time.

Contrary to popular belief the 860 with simonis cloth refers to Efren's high run. In one pocket.
 
Efren does not warm-up. The table warms-up to him.
Efren was once asked to draw a ball 5 rails. He said too easy so he drew it to the next zip code.
Efren was once asked to shoot a spotted ball without hitting a rail. Too easy so he shot it opposite one-handed.
 
JoeyInCali said:
Efren does not warm-up. The table warms-up to him.
Efren was once asked to draw a ball 5 rails. He said too easy so he drew it to the next zip code.
Efren was once asked to shoot a spotted ball without hitting a rail. Too easy so he shot it opposite one-handed.
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Check your PM Joey...
 
He offered me the 6 at the Derby this year-I have nevered played good enough in my life on my best day, to beat anyone who could get the 6 from Efren that might have a chance, if that person(who would break even with Efren getting the 6) was spotting me the 6. I would still lose. Did I say that right? I want to play him someday, I dont want to get robbed, I just want a fair game, But the 6? damn I wish I played that good.

Efren has been my favorite all time player, I first saw him in 86 and saw the magic back then-I was just a C player but he did things differently than others. What makes him so special is his personality in addition to his gift.
 
When Mt Pinatubo was going off, she stopped when Efren showed up in town for an exhibition.
The Pope was once asked Efren to do an exhibition, Efren said he'd do it if Jesus came with the pope.
There are more pictures of Efren than Mickey Mouse, Elvis and Marilyn Monroe combined.
Efren has never missed a shot, the ball missed the pocket on it's own.
 
Efren's $50 cue is how much the cuemaker gave him to use the cue.
Sir Isaac Newton figured out why objects fall down, but he can't figure out how Efren makes balls fall into the pocket.
 
Whats the difference between a misteak by Efren and Bigfoot?

Some people claim to have seen Bigfoot.
 
Efren Reyes breaks Masconi's high run record every afternoon during his nap time.

Efren Reyes refrains from using his hard break in 9 ball to prevent all 10 balls from shattering.

Efren Reyes is paid one million dollars every election year NOT to run for president.

Efren Reyes was paid the $500,000 from Kevin Trudeau when he won the IPT tournament BEFORE the tournament started.
 
I had a friend who claimed to have beat Efren. Man, I sure do miss him.

Efren once broke and didn't make a ball on the break -but then suddenly the Earth began to shake making 3 hangers drop. Efren then went on to run the next 314 racks. Predator cues decided to name their shafts after this phenomenon.
 
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If Efren is never hooked , he just gets bored with straight in shots.

Efren only ever missed once , that's way there is now only 15 balls in a rack.

Efren actually doesn't have a high run in pool because he's still not done yet.

Efrens cue is actually just a stick he lent to Moses one night.
 
If Minnesota Fats or Mosconi played again who would win? Efren Reyes

If you ran 50 balls and Efren ran 50 balls, Efren still ran more balls than you.
 
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