Efren Reyes facts

Efren's poop is used as currency in Manila

Efren's sweat is the main ingredient in Red Bull

Efren breast feeds Mike Ditka
 
I met a young man named Efren Reyes once. Says Efren was his uncle. I didn't believe him so I asked for his ID. MAN!!!! People be naming their kids after Efren!!!
 
There's no such thing as lesbians, only women who have not met Efren Reyes.

Efren has only ran 8 and out one time...

on a billiard table.
 
Efren can unscramble an egg.

His reflexes are so quick that he can shut off the light switch and be in bed before it's dark.

He's got new shots that won't be on display until 2016....all his new ones have booked him up thru Dec 30, 2016.

Every one of his molecules are numbered 1-15....
 
- Efren has a complete set of true teeth but when he plays he makes it invisible so at not to be mistaken as the shark of pool.
- Efren is a D minus player of planet eXxuS however because he is very slow to learn his pool teacher exiled him to planet earth.
- Efren lost to CebuanoNinoy in a high stake match of 1 pocket, race to 11 with the score of 11-1. The only time he score is when
he cheated me by smiling and showing all the glory of his gums.
 
Efrens so good...

He's so good he could take naps, on bar stools, in between his matches.

Oh wait, he already does that.
 
One time Efren put so much backspin on the cb, the table flew! Another time he spun the cb so much it went back in time.
 
On the 8th day God created One Pocket and gave it to Efren as gift. God said, "from this day forth you shall rule this game and all who play it shall be beneath you." And so it was.
 
Efren Reyes has a hard time not laughing out loud whenever he hears someone say, "There's no money in pool."

Efren Reyes has never lost a game of chess. After every game he claims, "I got lucky."
 
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