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Doug's cat has issues

Smorgass Bored said:
Poolhustler Russ is correct, this should have been in the NPR section and I've been here long enough to know that only my pool related posts belong in the Main Forum. I apologize and I've said 1,000 Hail Marys today and I'm not even Catholic. mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa and an Oy-Vey ! to boot....

I've been in mourning all day. After I made my 4:00a.m. post about my Fatboy Frito, I carefully placed it on a napkin on the kitchen counter and then fell asleep on the sofa watching Law & Order.

My wife got up at six for work and put mt Fatboy Frito, some banana peels and some eggs shells all down the garbage disposal in the sink and....VIOLA ! I'm still a poor boy. I just can't catch a break.

Doug
( I did go back to the $ Store and buy all their remaining bags of Fritos, but all that I could find was two caricature Fritos. One closely resembled Short Bus Russ and the other was a small broken Frito that looked like Deno Andrews.......... I fed them to the CAT )
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Doug, is your cat named after a poolplayer

If not you should call it Greg "little big train" Stevens:D
 
I have a hunch that even Fatboy is getting tired of Fatboy threads...

Just a hunch....
 
SHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

Everyone be quiet, my cat is sleeping.......:)

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Russ.......
 
Shoot, Doug is a balla with that $$$$ bag of Fritos. I had to settle for one of the 3 for one dollar bags of Fritos to eat while watching the super bowl. I washed them down with the store brand version of Diet Coke which tastes slightly better than Drano. Maybe next year I can get that $$$$ bag of Fritos and some real Diet Coke to enjoy the game with.
 
Smorgass Bored said:
In preperation for the Super Bowl, my wife went to the $ Store and bought some items. One of the items that she bought at the $ Store was a large bag of Fritos, which cost $$ instead of $ (so the $ is misleading, imo).
Anyway, I was watching the Super Bowl and I didn't have any $$$ bet on the game, when I opened my bag of $ Store Fritos. About halfway through the bag, I pulled out a Frito that looked exactly like Fatboy (I had pulled out one earlier that looked like the Virgin Mary, but I accidently bit her head off and decided to just go ahead and finish her off).

Now, I don't have the $$$ that Fatboy does, but I think my Frito from the $ Store is worth some $$$ and may possible be worth $$$$. I'm going to put my "Fatboy Frito" on e-bay with a low $ opening bid, in hopes that it will sell for $$$$$.

If my "Fatboy Frito" sells for $$$$$, then I will be in good company with $$$$$$ Fatboy $$$$$$ and Jay (who I heard makes 7 figures) and all my future posts on AZB will include lots of $ signs and when I'm at a loss for words, I'll simply stick some random $$$$$$ in my post as a filler.

Please wish me luck on e-bay. I may be moving on up, to the East Side and finally get a piece of the pie (and you all KNOW how much I love PIE)

$morga$$bored Doug
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I Jes Bump Em.....I Don't Splain Em....
 
What are the odds?

Wow, just looked at a pile of Fritos and saw one that it dead on Fatboy! What are the odds this would happen to both of us?!
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