OK, here's what you do:
Get there like exactly on time, almost late. Order 2 of your favorite cocktail and slam one tkae the full one back to the table an odrer toO morE
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Try to relax, it supposed to be fun. Every team has a clown, they help relieve tension. Have a beer, bring a towel. My guess is that by your second or third shot the table will feel like home and you'll be comfortable, and lose the hand panty. I play pool with a couple of girls that tell me there's nothing like the feel of wood in you hands
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Loren, relax. You have nothing to prove to anyone but yourself.
50% of the people in your league will win tonight and 50% will lose.
It doesn't matter which 50% your in, as long as you enjoy yourself and learn something about the game.
My guess is your team didn't ask you to play because of your skill level (good or bad), they asked you to play because they like you and enjoy your company.
Enjoy yourself tonight and let us know how it went.
Hope it helps,
-Jeremy