From China, and you won't believe this...

pooltchr said:
It just doesn't make any sense, logistically or financially.
Steve

Because of our tax system. You'd be amazed at what people will do to avoid the United States Tax Consequences.

Do you know how many times people have told me they are writing their pool table off as an office desk, table saw, design board, or even weirder things? It's all because of our tax system. It's a giant mess that needs to go.
 
cueandcushion said:
I heard a fact based on a rumour based on a reliable source of a friend of a guy who once saw a pool cue made. He assures me with 100% reliability that all house cues are made by alien hybrids made in Area 51 near Roswell, New Mexico. These hybrids were manufactured using alien dna mixed with Chinese slave labor. This keeps the labor price to zero, since all they eat is sand. They also don't require sleep, so they work 24 hours a day. This will help my pool business beyond imagination since alien cues dont warp for at least 30 days after drunk kids sword fight with them during breaks between 8-Ball games. This lowered the price of my pool cues from $12.00 a piece to $11.95. I am still trying to figure out where I will invest this extra money. Any suggestions? :rolleyes:

Very funny shit here. Thanks for the chuckle and the creativity.
 
I like cheap cues. The ones I have hit good enough to win. They break like a ton o bricks, and I dont care who made them as long as it gets the job done. Sure I have a few decent customs, but I play with my secret asian specials more often than not. And for a few bucks, I dont have to be extra careful in some of those shadier venues we all like to frequent. (Quote)


I don't know if you're joking or not, but I'll assume you're serious, because I happen to agree with you. I don't like the really cheap balsa wood type cues, but I do favor a cue you can put to work without worrying about every little nick. My brother bought me a $150.00 cue for my birthday 12 years ago, which he shouldn't have done because I haven't played regular since 1978 and a bit in the mid 80s. I hocked the stick about 2 years ago during a stupid drinking binge. I liked the stick, but I really hated taking it out of the case, then unscrewing the safety plug on the shaft, then screwing it together, then going through the same ever-lasting procedure when it was time to pack it up. Back in the 80s I took two Dufferins off the pool-hall wall and took them to a guy in Orange County California and for a total of 40 dollars he made me two two-piece cues, both interchangeable. They were not sneaky petes. He put a nice joint in there. They were solid and no one can convince me there is a better stick, although I know longer have them, one stolen, the other smashed in fury following a loss. I knew a guy around that time who carried his old beat up stick in a towel bound with some kind of rope. I liked the way he just opened it up and put it together and was ready to go without all the hoopla. So, if you're serious about preferring a cheap stick, I tend to agree with you; there's something nice about a cheaper stick, where you can have a steady supply of them and can use them without treating them like something out of a museum that must be babied at every turn. Personally, the best sticks I've ever used were good house cues, one-piece cues, and in my early years when I was really enthused with playing every day, I would travel from one poolroom to another carrying the one-piece - on a city bus. I felt like an idiot sometimes, but really, what good is a two-piece stick other than providing portablility? I'm not saying I prefer an absolute piece of garbage stick, just one that's affordable and can be used, discarded, and replaced without feeling like I'm buying a new car or a house - two things I've also never had. But that's another story.

Tommy Joe
 
Scott Lee said:
Oh come on! EVERYONE knows that Area 51 is in Nevada, not New Mexico!:rolleyes: :D

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com


No..the government WANTS you to think it is in Nevada......

Its part of the right wing conspiracy to hide all the oil wells in New Mexico.

This is where they manufactured Monica Lewinsky too. Coincidence?

Think about it.....:rolleyes:
 
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