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kids these days, geesh

I have never been this messed up on anything or maybe I have!
 

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True story. Unfortunately, my Step Son had to take some driver Ed classes in order to get his tag back.

The first weekend morning, one girl walks in, totally disheveled, stops, looks around, eyes half closed, starts to waiver, and falls directly on her face.

She was asked to leave the class room. I doubt that her counselor was happy about that one.

Myself, I wouldn't have been there in the first place, but would have given anything to have seen that.
 
Years ago in SoCal, I was driving my little car with 2 or 3 friends packed in, I'm pretty sure that all of us had been recreationally enhanced at that point at least a little. There were certain spots where they usually set up DUI checkpoints, so when I hit a little traffic, I figured that's what it was. As we got closer, a friend asked how I knew and told him that's where they usually set it up. Another friend pointed out the sign that said as much. I finally made it to the officer.

Officer: Do you know what this is?
Me: A DUI checkpoint.
Officer: How did you know that?
Me: The sign. (Which was behind him.)

(The officer turns around, somewhat surprised and confused, to look and turns back.)

Officer: Okay, you can go.

Kinda makes me wonder how many other answers he had received until I got there. :confused:
 
"Do you know why I pulled you over"?

"Because I'm a good looking guy, and you wanted to give me a blow job"?

If you say that it will either go 2 ways on you. You get to sleep the night on a hard metal cot, or, you think to yourself, damn, when am I going to learn to keep my mouth shut.
 
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