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almost choked on my coffee on that one ! :thumbup:
He probably got one of those too
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No no no .... Kansas had that famous song "Rust on my Schwinn".
"The Ants are my Friends" was by Bob Dylan.
Don't forget that other great classic "The Bathrooms on the Right" by Credence.
Skinny Dipping
An elderly man named Luigi had owned a large farm for several years..
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, bocci ball courts, and some orange, olive and fig trees.
One evening Luigi decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fresh fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of beautiful young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
Luigi frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Luigi may be 77 years old but can still think fast.
Bada Bing:grin:
An elderly man named Luigi had owned a large farm for several years..
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, bocci ball courts, and some orange, olive and fig trees.
One evening Luigi decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fresh fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of beautiful young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
Luigi frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Luigi may be 77 years old but can still think fast.
Bada Bing:grin:
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart for Valentine's day before a trip since she wasn't going to be there, but they had not been dating very long. After careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If if had not been for your sister, I wold have chosen the ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night."
All my love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:
"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If if had not been for your sister, I wold have chosen the ones with the buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night."
All my love.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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