Funny pic/gif thread...
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>>>> Football Season Is Here...
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>>>> Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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>>>> Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
>>>> So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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>>>> What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
>>>> Drool.
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>>>> How many Oregon freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
>>>> None. That's a sophomore course.
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>>>> How did the Washington State football player die from drinking milk?
>>>> The cow fell on him.
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>>>> Two Oklahoma State football players were walking in the woods.
>>>> One of them said, "Look, a dead bird." The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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>>>> What do you say to a
>>>> UCLA football player dressed in a
>>>> three-piece suit? "
>>>> "Will the defendant please rise."
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>>>> If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer.
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>>>> How can you tell if an Oklahoma University football player has a girlfriend?
>>>> There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
>>>> ___________________________________________
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>>>> What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
>>>> A full set of teeth.
>>>> ___________________________________________
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>>>> University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to try to dress themselves.
>>>> ___________________________________________
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>>>> How is the Kansas State football team like an opossum?
>>>> They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>>>> ___________________________________________
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>>>> Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
>>>> He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How do you get a former Stanford football player off your porch?
>>>> Pay him for the pizza.
>>>> Football Season Is Here...
>>>>
>>>> Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
>>>> So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
>>>> Drool.
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How many Oregon freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
>>>> None. That's a sophomore course.
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How did the Washington State football player die from drinking milk?
>>>> The cow fell on him.
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Two Oklahoma State football players were walking in the woods.
>>>> One of them said, "Look, a dead bird." The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> What do you say to a
>>>> UCLA football player dressed in a
>>>> three-piece suit? "
>>>> "Will the defendant please rise."
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer.
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How can you tell if an Oklahoma University football player has a girlfriend?
>>>> There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
>>>> A full set of teeth.
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to try to dress themselves.
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How is the Kansas State football team like an opossum?
>>>> They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>>>> ___________________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
>>>> He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
>>>> ______________________________________
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How do you get a former Stanford football player off your porch?
>>>> Pay him for the pizza.
Balls Of Steel
https://www.youtube.com/embed/fhx7iXkiLXQ
https://www.youtube.com/embed/fhx7iXkiLXQ
watch how this mall shopper deals with a "bad guy" running past him, happens in the first 15 seconds....:thud:
I give it a score of "10"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpgHOT3lqhU
I give it a score of "10"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpgHOT3lqhU
That's the problem I have with so many of those prank shows! Someone is going to get seriously hurt one day! If they had pulled one of the episodes of Scare Tactics on me, someone would have gotten shot!
Spoof video. Be funny if real
This vid's been around a long time.
What I'd heard is that it was a video shoot and the guy who kicked was not a part or aware of the shoot...and acted.
What I'd heard is that it was a video shoot and the guy who kicked was not a part or aware of the shoot...and acted.
Unfortunately, we have seen this type of thing all too often. This act was stolen and not done as well, but still entertaining.
The guy who won AGT this year also stole parts of his act from other ventriloquist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T89HO_qIMyo
The guy who won AGT this year also stole parts of his act from other ventriloquist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T89HO_qIMyo
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