Funny pic/gif thread...

Merry Christmas

Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."
 
...................
Duplicated - seems I found it earlier - on this thread :bash::banghead:
 
Last edited:

Attachments

  • xmas wine.jpg
    xmas wine.jpg
    51.4 KB · Views: 2,075
  • xmas wine 2.jpg
    xmas wine 2.jpg
    28.3 KB · Views: 2,092
PINKLADY said:
i've saved Scaramouche's 2 jpgs....
attached are coasters, that my furniture account mailed to me, since he had nothing better to do during business hours.
Click to expand...

non funny gif related but a while back I tried to reply to your pm but your box was full :D
 
changing channels

The longer you've been together, the funnier this becomes

An elderly couple were at home watching TV.
Phil had the remote and was switching back and
forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

Sally became more and more annoyed and finally said,
"For God's sake, Phil... leave it on the porn channel...
you know how to fish!"
 
France bombs key ISIS stronghold

Hmmm…

"When I heard that France had bombed a key ISIS stronghold, I looked out the window to see if the White House was still there.":eek:
 
Puddles does a great job on that one. I was searching for another on UTube. A small band was doing Hallelujah in a small bar. The piano player and girl also did a great rendition.
 
picture taken by me at macys.......should be obvious whats wrong with this picture
 

Attachments

  • boy.jpg
    boy.jpg
    23.9 KB · Views: 1,963
Thanks Smoker. That is the one that I was looking for. Don't know why it didn't pop up in a Search.

A pretty powerful rendition.

I guess that I already gave you a Greenie. Wouldn't allow me to do it again.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top