Once thing I noticed on the car ad was that all the cars except the Duster were built in Los Angeles, I wasn't aware that superbirds were built there. As some of you might know the dealers had a tough time selling the 'birds and some even converted them back to regular Road Runners.
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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There was a fellow at the end of our block that had a Road Runner sitting in his driveway.
Hadn't moved for years. I didn't have my licence yet and kept my eyes on it. Some neighborhood guy ended up buying it. It went for $400.00
But even then, that was a fair amount of money for a young fellow to come up with.
Later on, I looked at a beautiful 57 Chevy. 3 on the floor, tick and roll. $1100.00.
I couldn't afford it either. In my Province, you have to be careful as you need a Winter vehicle more than anything. Probably why I ended up owning more trucks and 4x4's than anything else.
Regina used to be the Hot Car Capitol of Canada at least. Insurance was so low.
The main drag used to be just that, a Drag Strip. We would park at a McDonalds and watch the line of Hot Cars cruising.
We used to have 2 car lots. 999 Auto Sales. There, they sold old and tired out Hot Cars and Hot Rods. I used to walk thru the lots and drool on them. Never did get one tho. Probably just as well, as I was a speed demon and amassed enuff Tickets with just my own cars. And I wasn't a mechanic. I would have been breaking these things more than driving them.
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In 77' my brother bought a 68 GTX/440 Commando for $750. That car could really fly. Muscle cars were about 10 years old and easy to pick up pretty cheap.
The good ol' days indeed
I don't see a dog.
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Showoff, probably got an A in high school woodshed class.
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