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Confucius Says;

Man who run in
front of car get tired.

Man who run behind
car get exhausted.

Man with one
chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in
other man?s well often catch crabs.

Crowded elevator smell different
to midget.

Forgot one:

Man Who Stand On toilet, high on pot!
 
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