Funny pic/gif thread...

Rack Attack said:

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Not a picture but I found it amusing....

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Karen and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion....Dad, she's pregnant.

Karen said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. I sold my Playstation 3 you and mom got me for Christmas, cause Karen said we wouldn't have time for silly games, and that money would be better spent on stocking up our bar for gatherings with neighbors and friends.

We share a dream of having many more children cause Karen said each child is worth like 600 more dollars a month. Karen has also opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for milk, bread, cocaine or whatever needs we may have. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Karen can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your biological grandchildren as well as the 3 from Karens first two husbands. Those guys were such losers.



Love,



Your Son John



P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in my center desk drawer.



I love you.



Call me when it's safe to come home.
 
For the GIF lovers

This will drive you nuts!

Make sure you read under the illusion, too....

This is another example of an amazing illusion!!! The last sentence is so true.

If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.

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However if you stare at the black "+" in the center, the moving dot turns to green .

Now, concentrate on the black "+" in the center of the picture.

After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.

It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear.

This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see.

Now hand me that beer...no,no..the pink one, the green one isn't really there!
 
Lets go partying on the holideck!!!
 

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Girls put those chauvinists in their place!
 

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