Funny pic/gif thread...

In answer to the girls post

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules:

1 Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1 Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

1 Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1 Crying is blackmail.

1 Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
1 Subtle hints do not work!
1 Strong hints do not work!
1 Obvious hints do not work!
1 JUST SAY IT!

1 ?Yes? and ?No? are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

1 If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

1 If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1 You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
1 Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

1 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

1 Captain Cook did not need directions and neither do we

1 ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
1 Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
1 We have no idea what mauve is.

1 If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

1 If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

1 Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
? Sex,
? Sport, or
? Cars

1 You have enough clothes

1 You have too many shoes

1 I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1 Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
1 couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education
 
Number one!

Flettir said:
We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules:

1 Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1 Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be

1 Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1 Crying is blackmail.

1 Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
1 Subtle hints do not work!
1 Strong hints do not work!
1 Obvious hints do not work!
1 JUST SAY IT!

1 ?Yes? and ?No? are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question

1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for

1 A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor

1 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days

1 If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us

1 If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1 You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
1 Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself

1 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials

1 Captain Cook did not need directions and neither do we

1 ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
1 Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
1 We have no idea what mauve is.

1 If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle

1 If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear

1 When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really

1 Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
? Sex,
? Sport, or
? Cars

1 You have enough clothes

1 You have too many shoes

1 I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1 Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
1 couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education

I agree with number 1 100%. :D
 
Wow I wonder if this news makes the soup?
 

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Some children drive everyone...
 

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It must be scary!!!!
 

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I am a real pool player.

There comes a time in a man's life when you wonder if you're crazy or not... I've followed this post from the beginning and have wonder about most of you, This is supposed to be about pool related issues. This test I recommend, is for all of you who have posted on this thread. goto tekzoned and take the insanity test! Did you Pass?
 
Rack Attack said:
There comes a time in a man's life when you wonder if you're crazy or not... I've followed this post from the beginning and have wonder about most of you, This is supposed to be about pool related issues. This test I recommend, is for all of you who have posted on this thread. goto tekzoned and take the insanity test! Did you Pass?


I personally like this thread....Breath of fresh air...The only thing I think it needs is more of this...;)


http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/snl-more-cowbell.html
 
Wedding photos of seven year olds going on twenty...
 

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Another soldier passed out from partying!
 

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I thought I wore the pants here...
 

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