Funny pic/gif thread...
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I suspect the response to that will be “Well, I don’t sleep with married men“…
First text message:
Hi, Morris . This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
- Saul
Morris, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Saul dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul...
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darn Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us.
Hi, Morris . This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
- Saul
Morris, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Saul dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul...
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darn Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us.
In case you missed your annual dose of the internet....
No need to run, you could just walk away.
Wasn't for sure who that was, so I looked it up. Poodle should have given it away.
Tragic accident took her life.
The last thing an Antarctic fish sees.
You thought wild animals don't get kinky...
Let's go for a midnight swim, she said. It'll be romantic, she said.
Will have to do that. Was living in Gulfport when the accident happened. In or around New Orleans, if I remember correctly. Never read anything about it, though.
I’d read about it now, but it’s just over an hour since I started the prep for my colonoscopy in the morning, so lift off is imminent…
I’d read about it now, but it’s just over an hour since I started the prep for my colonoscopy in the morning, so lift off is imminent…
Hope everything comes out OK....it’s just over an hour since I started the prep for my colonoscopy in the morning, so lift off is imminent…
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Patrick don't make him laugh right now.