Funny pic/gif thread...
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Actually, the family in the one picture appear to be Melungeon. Bear in mind, there were and are people who have never seen a doctor. Babys who are born without prenatal care. Birth defects from countless sources that haunt them their entire lives.
And there are folks who have so little character that they make fun of people like this. Oops. :sorry:
Chuck
And there are folks who have so little character that they make fun of people like this. Oops. :sorry:
Chuck
I have similar families very near me.. the Ramapo Mountain People, or Jackson Whites as they are called. The stories were always told to scare you as a kid, then we found them out to be real. They are mixes of English, African and Indian (Leni-Lenape). Everyone of them is related and they DO marry cousins.
JV
Never question a drunk
NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK...
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated
-- 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could
have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.....
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said -- 'Yes you are correct. But
how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly'.
NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK...
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated
-- 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could
have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.....
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said -- 'Yes you are correct. But
how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly'.
my nominee for world series first pitch
The Diger, pretty much the most powerful animal on earth....
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As a Vikings fan I have gotten a ton of these including that one.
The one today I got:
BREAKING NEWS: </b> Deanna Favre Statement Green Bay, Wisconsin (CNN) --Deanna Favre issued a statement yesterday saying, "Those pictures Brett sent to that reporter were meant for me - but you know Brett - they were intercepted!"
The one today I got:
BREAKING NEWS: </b> Deanna Favre Statement Green Bay, Wisconsin (CNN) --Deanna Favre issued a statement yesterday saying, "Those pictures Brett sent to that reporter were meant for me - but you know Brett - they were intercepted!"
So, I walked-in on my cats this morning and saw this....
Captions, anyone?
How come we never do it doggie style?
lmao!!! :shrug:
and shaped like a light bulb to boot.
That is too damn funny! :grin:
Here, try this one.....
Chuck
That's funny indeed... hahaha
