Funny pic/gif thread...

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mrsmith1976 said:
This guy should write a book...really..That was awesome..
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WOW! That is some straight talk.

There's nothing in the world that can compare to a woman who supports her man and vice versa. That's the kind of companionship that makes sweet sweet music.

With this kind of philsophy a woman could snag the man of her choice and have a lover for life.

I'm kind of wondering how most women feel about this guy's perspective.

This is supposed to be a funny pic/fig thread but this is pretty serious stuff. Yeah, it's kind of funny too. :smile:
 
I whipped this up in honor of our fallen hero...who courageously stood on the sidelines the rest of the game (despite grave injuries) & even trotted over to kiss Rodgers on the cheek after the game.

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A Pilot Goes To Heaven

So... this old pilot dies and is met at the pearly gates by St.
Peter.

"OH! I see you were a pilot", says St. Peter... "Follow me."

St. Peter takes the pilot to a beautiful celestial airport with perfect
smooth runways of all descriptions and hangar after hangar filled with the
most wonderful aircraft ever made.

"The keys are in them, fly anything you want.
Fuel is no issue, they don't ever run out".

Then he takes him over to a classy little joint at the FBO and brings him
inside.

There's a buffet with all the best food and a fully stocked open bar with
nothing but top shelf liquor. Sitting around the tables are some of the
finest pilots that ever lived. St. Peter introduces him to a few and sits
down to have a drink with him.

"Man! This really is heaven?" says the pilot, "Certainly not what I was
expecting, this is wonderful!"

St. Peter just smiles and nods and pours him another drink. After sitting
and drinking and reveling in it all for awhile, the pilot
recognizes an old familiar sensation. Tentatively he asks, "Uhm, St.
Peter? Uh... I sure wasn't expecting this with this here brand new
heavenly body, but I do believe I need to go find a rest room to uh... go
relieve myself. I don't see any of the usual signs on doors, where should I
go?"

"Oh, no problem", says St. Peter, "Just follow me".

St. Peter takes him out back and shows him to the edge of a little hole in
a cloud.

"Just go right there".

The pilot walks over to the edge of the hole in the cloud and looks down
over the edge.

"Uh, St. Peter? There appears to be some people down there... "

"Oh that's OK", says the wise old Saint, "They're all from the TSA"
 
Getting free drinks

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whiskey.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in?
We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'
 
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