Funny pic/gif thread...

JoeyA said:
I liked the first one quite a bit. Wish they had something like that down here in Louisiana. I'd have to try some of that whip-lash. :D
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I was thinking about revising my Christmas Wish List ... then I remembered how old I am :(.
 
cmbwsu said:
I was thinking about revising my Christmas Wish List ... then I remembered how old I am :(.
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I would wait until it warms up a bit for that particular wish and you need to forget about that getting old stuff.
 
JAMSGOLF said:
Just read this on the Funny Pictures on Walmart site:

I was at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no that I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack because he was laughing so hard.
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Great ! loved this ! I get asked this all the time now i have an answer ! well done sir..
 
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Black-Balled said:
YOu girls should share a bottle of wine...



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Many moons ago (60s) we drank Purple Jesus at the bottle clubs in the Carolinas. What ever someone brought was poured into the bucket, beer wine, whiskey, shine, etc. Then a bottle of grape juice was added. Take a drink and people said jes -- us -- hence purple Jesus.
 
cmbwsu said:
I put my cursor over the pic and this popped up: (--Try it .. only works on the one you posted, not the one above)

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<I know it's 93.2 KB ... just that the "0Size" made me say "seriously?">
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That's not "0Size", it's the "0" from "Views" followed immediately by "Size" with no space in between. Just like there's no space between her and the hula hoop. It's cosmic. Like a snooki sagan sandwich.
 
walrus_3d said:
That's not "0Size", it's the "0" from "Views" followed immediately by "Size" with no space in between. Just like there's no space between her and the hula hoop. It's cosmic. Like a snooki sagan sandwich.
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That would be "out of this world".
 
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