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depends how you read it :)

in the last sentence: will he be 3 times older as you will be in six years. (does he mean, that in 6 years he will be 3 times older, or is he today 3 times older then the age of the kid in 6 years.

the way i see it, the kid is 27 and the father is 99.

x+5 = 4 . (y-1)
and
x = 3 (y+6)

note to myself: i got way to much time at midday.
 
Solartje said:
depends how you read it :)

in the last sentence: will he be 3 times older as you will be in six years. (does he mean, that in 6 years he will be 3 times older, or is he today 3 times older then the age of the kid in 6 years.

the way i see it, the kid is 27 and the father is 99.

x+5 = 4 . (y-1)
and
x = 3 (y+6)

note to myself: i got way to much time at midday.
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I believe that he is saying in 5 years the dad will be 4 times older than the child was last year and in 5 years the dad will be 3 times older than the child in 6 years. so that is simply:

x+5=4*(y-1) and x+5=x*(y+6) or simply put the child is 22 years old and the dad is 79. Waiting for windows to finish doing critical updates is fun.
 
Solartje said:
depends how you read it :)

in the last sentence: will he be 3 times older as you will be in six years. (does he mean, that in 6 years he will be 3 times older, or is he today 3 times older then the age of the kid in 6 years.

the way i see it, the kid is 27 and the father is 99.

x+5 = 4 . (y-1)
and
x = 3 (y+6)

note to myself: i got way to much time at midday.
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This is the way i did it also and took the 2 constraints as independent statments.
That being said if it was a test and either way was marked wrong you can bet the teacher would get an earfull.

** This post just put me in an extremely wierd situation, im a college kid sitting in math class (stats doesnt even require you to pay attention to get an A) on my lap top reading AZ trying not to do math and end up doing math. Ugh
 
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One day a guy by the name of Joe arrived at prison to begin his sentence.
Another fellow came up to him and introduced himself, "hi, names Mike and I'm kinda like the welcome wagon guy here".
"Joe, do you like baseball"?
Joe. "I love baseball man".
Mike. "Thats great Joe, you're going to love mondays, we play baseball all day long".
Mike. "Do you like playing pool, Joe"?
Joe. "Yeah man, I love to play pool".
Mike. "You're going to love tuesdays cause we play pool every tuesday".
Mike. "Joe, are you heterosexual or homosexual"?
Joe. "I'm straight man, I'm straight as an arrow".
Mike. "Joe, you're going to hate wednesdays".
 
Beware_of_Dawg said:
Seems like I spend alot of time trying to find crap to post here and entertain you folks but I gets no more thanks you'z...

Am I still entertainin you guys or R U over it? Im sure my boss would be glad i

Thank you, er you'z. I'm also one that checks this thread after anything new is added. It's become the one place for my "daily dose".

Please keep on keepin' on.
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