Funny pic/gif thread...
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Stop it Marissa!
Military Quote Of The Day
When I joined the military, it was illegal to be homosexual.
Then it became optional, and now it's legal.
I'm retiring before Obama makes it mandatory."
One I caught on the road yesterday.
Black Bra
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is
a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our
men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto
heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to
exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made
passionate love all nightlong.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels
and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say
a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is
a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our
men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto
heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to
exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made
passionate love all nightlong.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels
and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say
a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
Bank Robber
A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. ....
Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said,
"My wife got a good look at you."
A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The Robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. ....
Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said,
"My wife got a good look at you."
