Funny pic/gif thread...

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I'd hate to know what other collectibles this guy has.

Anyway, birds nest soup (bird poop and twigs) is a delicacy in one country where anything that moves is fair game. I'm sure that toe nail clipping soup
is probably an option too.

One upside is that if you get one toe nail stuck in your teeth, you can always use another one as a tooth pick.

I'll stick to good ole fashioned cracklins.

PS - Darn, I knew I should have become a podiatrist.
 
just to be clear

birds nest soup is made with bird saliva, not bird poop.

SLIM

I'd hate to know what other collectibles this guy has.

Anyway, birds nest soup (bird poop and twigs) is a delicacy in one country where anything that moves is fair game. I'm sure that toe nail clipping soup
is probably an option too.

One upside is that if you get one toe nail stuck in your teeth, you can always use another one as a tooth pick.

I'll stick to good ole fashioned cracklins.

PS - Darn, I knew I should have become a podiatrist.
 
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