Funny pic/gif thread...
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SOTD ~ new thread to play with
Figured we have a funny pic thread, a joke thread and a million and one aiming threads but no real music threads.
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?p=3991215#post3991215
Figured we have a funny pic thread, a joke thread and a million and one aiming threads but no real music threads.
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?p=3991215#post3991215
The funny pic/gif thread cannot be matched. lol
I could be the longest thread ever on the internet. Who knows??? We are talking guiness book of records!! lol
NO SPEAKAH DA ENGLISH....
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!" She retorted indignantly. ''In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Whooza talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi ".
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!" She retorted indignantly. ''In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Whooza talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi ".
Im gonna say jailbait....
Opening conversation on a blind date:
Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 x 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 x 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?
Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 x 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 x 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?
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