I'd go for that work week at H&R Block.
I really hate to admit this but Under Wear Eater is from Stettler Alberta.
Yep, a Canadian. I remember when that happened. Pretty sure it hit the papers in every major Canadian city.
Bad enuff to get a zero 8 but you'd think that a person would have to move to another town to get away from the jokes. Pretty much for the rest of his life because once you eat your undies in the back of a cop car, no one is going to let you forget it.
I mean, you're S hit Breath, Under Wear Boy, etc, for ever.