What happens in Vegas...or how not to steal a gold Rolex
http://www.wptv.com/news/local-news...000-rolex-stashed-it-in-her-vagina-police-say
http://www.wptv.com/news/local-news...000-rolex-stashed-it-in-her-vagina-police-say
Funny pic/gif thread...
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He is a retired Mexican bandit. His name is Pancho El Poucho.
Getting old sucks!! I hope I don't have to wear ridiculous knee braces like these!!
Damn that would suck!!!
OMG ... the only conclusion to reach is that they do not have any mirrors in their home and his wife is blind!!!
Getting old sucks!! I hope I don't have to wear ridiculous knee braces like these!!
Damn that would suck!!!
I thought they both shared bra's...
JV
I think her's looks like a 38 long.I thought they both shared bra's...
JV
Livin the dream. It probably like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank anyway.
Naked cowboy breaks into home and watches baseball.
http://www.kcci.com/national/police-naked-cowboy-breaks-into-homes/25302188?absolute=true
http://www.kcci.com/national/police-naked-cowboy-breaks-into-homes/25302188?absolute=true
Nothin on but his boots and hat.
I think that happens to many of the Simon Sagebrushes
after falling off that many bulls. A person has to be half crazy to
hop on one in the first place.
I think that happens to many of the Simon Sagebrushes
after falling off that many bulls. A person has to be half crazy to
hop on one in the first place.
Good Flight announcement - for all you flying people
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude,
the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to
you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should
see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled.......
"For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine!"
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude,
the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to
you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should
see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled.......
"For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine!"
Now, let's be honest ladies...is this you accurate or not in regards to trying on a new pair of jeans 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc8jvzVP51E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc8jvzVP51E
There are a couple of women pool players in league that are close. You can see every celluloid dimple and roll.
I have no idea on how they can bend over unless they are the stretchy jeans.
I have no idea on how they can bend over unless they are the stretchy jeans.
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Have a great vacation Matt. I'll try and do my small part! Actually, I'm going on a vacation from 5/10 thru 5/15 so I can't pick up all the slack ...
