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Can’t Miss a Beat​

Two friends are walking their dogs together. One has a big black lab, while the other has a minuscule chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says, "Let's get a beer." The chihuahua walker complains, "That would be great, but we can't take our dogs in there." The first responds, "Watch me."
The lab owner strolls in with her dog and orders a beer. The bartender tells her, "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here." "He's my seeing eye dog," the woman replies feigning offense. The bartender quickly apologizes and serves her the beer.
The other woman follows, her chihuahua in tow, and orders a beer as well. Again the bartender says there are no dogs allowed in the bar. "He's my seeing eye dog," the woman replies. "Yeah, right,” the bartender says, “A chihuahua? Give me a break."
Without missing a beat, the woman replies, "They gave me a chihuahua?!"
 

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Four tourist men drinking in a bar...
German : " Nice, free peanuts and pop corn "
Frenchman : " In my country first drink is free"
Italian man: " In my country first drink is free, second drink you pay, third drink is free, fourth drink you pay and fifth drink is free "
Korean man : " That's nothing. In my country, first drink is free, second drink is free, third drink is free and they take you to the back and get laid "
German, Frenchman, Italian man ( in unison ): " Fantastic !!! It happened to you ? "
Korean man: " No, to my sister "
 
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