Funny Pool Stories.....

greyghost

greyghost

Coast to Coast
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Hey everyone who has some funny stories...I know we all got them so thow them up give everyone some good laughs. Heres one of mine...hope you enjoy ;)

Once time I was In Baton Rouge playing two handed against these two locals and they stat asking me questions about where I've been, so I start telling this story of me playing ronnie allen up in memphis and how my best friend "Jesus" was with me...my friend's real name was Mark...we both had super long hair and my name was john...the baptist lol, just an inside joke between two college buddies.

Well any way I Finnish the story about how Jesus told me to thin bank my ball and I did, and about how I did pretty dam good in that golf game an took down some good cash. Well one of the guys says..."jeez you sure do know how to pick your friends, wish my best friend was jesus"! LOL, always makes me laugh thinking about that.

G.G.
 
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Wasn't all that funny, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
 
I played my buddy one time, was up 8-0 in a race to 9 in 9 ball. I said il give me some stupid odds on 5$ for the comeback as a joke. He said switch the score and he'll give me 100 to 1 on 1$. So I missed an 8 ball and he won 9-7....so i tossed him a toonie instead. lol
 
although it wasnt too funny at the time i laugh at it now, i played a local top player who spotted me the breaks as a test for 10 bucks, so i broke and ran 5 straight racks only to hang up the 9 every single game i couldnt help but laugh at myself
 
Lou Sardo was in Hawaiian Brian’s Billiards hitting balls by himself and a pretty good player walks in and asks him to play a game for $20.00. Lou tells him, “I don’t gamble, but I’ll play you a game of straight pool. If I lose, I’ll pay you $20.00. If I win, you don’t have to pay me. The player thought about the proposal a second, then says, “Okay, but can we play for $40.00?”
 
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