Your nifty reply reminds me of a funny remark that somebody once made about the great Irving Crane. Crane, who many probably knew, was a very dignified, no-nonsense but kind man who was always all business at the table. I've heard this attributed to Mosconi and also to Fats, but one of them said that "Irving Crane would be the only guy in the world to notice the horse under Lady Godiva."
And I also agree w/ you..."at least they're Centennials." Great brand!