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i was sitting in cm's poolroom last night talking about funny things guys say after winning or losing at pool.
my story was about this guy jim that i used to play 14.1 with back in roche
ster. our game was 150 to 65 fo $10 and time. one afternoon we made the game and i won the flip. he breaks and i run 150 and out....i reach in my pocket for a coin to flip for the next game not thinking he would not play another game.....and he says to me....i can't play another game....i'm not shootin very good today!! the guy never said nice shooting or anything , just that he wasn't playin good.....it was funny as hell!
anyone else got a story ?
 
Well I would find it funny if someone told me ....

"Im not paying you!"


Oh now that would be funny!!!


I had a guy tell me that the only reason I beat him was because I was lucky ... I responded with" This is the 4th time I got lucky on you in a row I guess?!?!?!?"
 
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One night I beat a guy for eight games straight for $10 a game at a bar. As he paid me for the last game he said. "Thanks for the games, I really enjoyed them."
Only other thing that funny to me was when I was a nurse and would give someone a shot with a one inch or more needle, they would say "Thank you." I never could understand that. Johnnyt:D
 
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9BallBust-O said:
Well I would find it funny if someone told me ....

"Im not paying you!"


Oh now that would be funny!!!


I had a guy tell me that the only reason I beat him was because I was lucky ... I responded with" This is the 4th time I got lucky on you in a row I guess?!?!?!?"
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I guess I don't get it????
 
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poolshark52 said:
i was sitting in cm's poolroom last night talking about funny things guys say after winning or losing at pool.
my story was about this guy jim that i used to play 14.1 with back in roche
ster. our game was 150 to 65 fo $10 and time. one afternoon we made the game and i won the flip. he breaks and i run 150 and out....i reach in my pocket for a coin to flip for the next game not thinking he would not play another game.....and he says to me....i can't play another game....i'm not shootin very good today!! the guy never said nice shooting or anything , just that he wasn't playin good.....it was funny as hell!
anyone else got a story ?
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:) Ha Ha that is funny as hell. I know a few guys that would probably quit in this instance and blame it on bad rolls.:p " I just couldn't get any rolls today and he was getting them all" :rolleyes:
 
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If you went 150 and out, he never got to shoot! How did he know he wasn't playing good if he never got to the table?
Steve
 
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Poolshark52....

I remember the first time you ran 150 on me...like it was yesterday. When I was just starting to play, you played me 150 to 30, throttling me daily.

You broke and I ran 16. Beaming with confidence & feeling ten feet tall, I went to the chair thinking, I got him this time, I only need 14, next shot I'm out.

Then you ran 150 & out. lol

I slammed the rack down to rack for the next game and you asked me if it pissed me off that you ran 150 and out? To which I replied, "yeah." Then you said "imagine how I felt when you ran 16." Ahhh ha ha ha!

I don't think I'll ever forget the beating that day...for the time no less.
 
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poolshark52 said:
i was sitting in cm's poolroom last night talking about funny things guys say after winning or losing at pool.
my story was about this guy jim that i used to play 14.1 with back in roche
ster. our game was 150 to 65 fo $10 and time. one afternoon we made the game and i won the flip. he breaks and i run 150 and out....i reach in my pocket for a coin to flip for the next game not thinking he would not play another game.....and he says to me....i can't play another game....i'm not shootin very good today!! the guy never said nice shooting or anything , just that he wasn't playin good.....it was funny as hell!
anyone else got a story ?
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HELL!! I don't know your name, but if you went 150 and out; that was some great shooting!! I can't get past 50 and I can never follow the initial break shot and pocket a ball it usually takes a bit of work to be able to start the run.
 
I asked this guy named Wally to play some 9 ball. The most he would play for was 50 cents a game. I said Ok and he played some pretty awesome pool, making shots from everywhere like it was life or death. Finally, he broke down and lost $3 and quit.

I said "Wally, you play real good 9 ball for 50 cents."

He replied "If you think I play good for 50 cents, you should see me play for a quarter!".

Chris
 
poolshark52 said:
i was sitting in cm's poolroom last night talking about funny things guys say after winning or losing at pool.
my story was about this guy jim that i used to play 14.1 with back in roche
ster. our game was 150 to 65 fo $10 and time. one afternoon we made the game and i won the flip. he breaks and i run 150 and out....i reach in my pocket for a coin to flip for the next game not thinking he would not play another game.....and he says to me....i can't play another game....i'm not shootin very good today!! the guy never said nice shooting or anything , just that he wasn't playin good.....it was funny as hell!
anyone else got a story ?
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LOL! Another possible interpretation is that he already knew he wasn't playing well and, after seeing how good you were shooting, he decided he had no chance to hang with you. That wouldn't be as funny though. :p

By the way, nice shooting! :)
 
Johnnyt said:
One night I beat a guy for eight games straight for $10 a game at a bar. As he paid me for the last game he said. "Thanks for the games, I really enjoyed them."
Only other thing that funny to me was when I was a nurse and would give someone a shot with a one inch or more needle, they would say "Thank you." I never could understand that. Johnnyt:D
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I think that shows good character on the part of your opponent & patient. No one wants to lose 80 beans or get a big needle stuck in 'em, but setting the negative aspects aside, perhaps they were big enough to appreciate your services as a nurse, or the thrill of competition against your pool skills, or simply getting to deal with you, rather than some jerk. :cool:
 
I played a guy while I was working one night at the pool room. He was a road player, and was playing me off something serious. we went back and forth at $20 a rack for about 2 hours. We started getting busy so I said I'll play you 1 race to 3 for $60, and that's everything in my pocket. I was trying to see his top speed. He hit me with a 3 pack after my scratch on the break, so I peeled off a hundred and asked him for change just to be a smart ass, and he said " maybe next time we'll play some more if you get more money!":D...I laughed my ass off.....then he finally got it!....so I set him on his way with a little info about a few good rooms in the area. Good times

Gerry
 
Heard this story a while back. Two pros lag for the break (14.1). The winner of the lag makes the other guy break. The guy breaks and leaves a makeable shot. The other guy makes the shot, breaks the pack and clears the table. He goes on to run 150 and out. The guy who blew the opening breakshot says "I gotta work on my lag."
 
One I've heard several times over the years and I've heard it applied to several famous champions. A match - up occurs Player A runs out the set player B asks for weight player A says " I can't give you any weight I've never seen you play"
 
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