Give Me A Break!!

sjm said:
That's an interesting bit a logic. Speaking for myself, on those rare occasions that I practice, I refuse to play any game that is offense only, as for me, there is simply too much majesty in the tactical aspects of pool. Whether I have an opponent or not, and regardless of what game I'm practicing, if a position calls for defense, I play defense. Just my personal approach to ensuring that I remain a well-rounded player.

You certainly have my permission to assume that I suck if you please, but you are hereby advised that it is possible you will have jumped to a questionable conclusion.

To be honest, your assumption that a comprehehnsive insult of those who post here will prompt all of us whose choose not to participate to feel an urge to get involved is a little hard to fathom.


*tap tap tap*

More to pool than running balls.

Shorty
 
catscradle said:
That is the operative phrase. If it doesn't bring jjinfla (or me for that matter) enjoyment and it clearly isn't going to contribute to world peace (more important than a cure for cancer), then it is clearly a waste of our personal time.
JMHO.

slaughterhousefive,
Very clearly you get it; this is just for fun; the woofing is just for fun. If we get even 10% to participate we will be lucky; don't take it too seriously.

P.S. - you sound like a contestant in the "Miss Congeniality" pageant with that world peace spiel - EVERYBODY knows that developing a zero-deflection cue or an infallible aiming system is MUCH MORE important than world peace.

P.P.S. - I personally pity anyone that thinks pool (this game or any other) is a waste of time - they may be totally correct, but I still pity them. Oh wait, my wife thinks its a complete waste of time - I retract this statement.
 
Williebetmore said:
On only a semi-serious note (I have a hard time with "serious"), I do have a question; is a player that can't somehow weasel 50 racks in 5 weeks really a true fanatic, or just a dabbler? Remember the venerable institution that is the Drivermaker Memorial Holiday Tournament is more about self-assessment, love of the game, camaraderie. Participation is more important than proficiency. Players who step up will DEFINITELY have the respect of the true pool fanatic; non-participants will be viewed with suspicion at best.
So are you saying that only "pool fanatics" are worthy of posting on this forum? I consider myself a true fan of pool, but I can't buy 10 minutes of pool time in a given week because I have other responsibilities that happen to fall higher in my priority list than pool. Again, not everyone has their own pool table, and not every can even manage an average of 10 racks of playing time a week. If that doesn't make me a pool "fanatic", then I guess I'm not one. Should I then be "viewed with suspicion" and shunned from this forum?
 
Hal said:
Only 24 people are currently posting scores in the Drivermaker tournament. I thought we had pool players in here. Where they at?? If you don't post a score then I'll assume you really suck and are CHICKEN!!!

Fred,

Put up or shut up. :eek:

I'll just shut up. Have fun everyone.

Fred
 
Surgeries, responsibilities, IPT play, no-defense, no table(?), world peace, cancer...man, you guys have more excuses than Bart Simpson.

I was going to play another set today, but I have to wash my hair.

Jeff Livingston
 
chefjeff said:
Surgeries, responsibilities, IPT play, no-defense, no table(?), world peace, cancer...man, you guys have more excuses than Bart Simpson.

I was going to play another set today, but I have to wash my hair.

Jeff Livingston

You still have have hair ?

SJM, yes the game is pure offense, but I doubt it will turn your well rounded game into some kind of elipse. And I really can't believe that you did not understand Hals woofing, his tactics have been commonplace for centuries, not that I am that old. Of course should you decide not to participate I will not assume that you suck at pool ! This kind of woofing is not meant to be taken literally, and again I am suprised that you reacted as you did.

Shorty, yes, there is a lot more to many games than simply potting balls. Having said that, in an ideal game of 8 ball or 9 ball, assuming you have the break, the game IS ONLY POTTING BALLS ! There is no defense or kicking in a run-out, which is what we strive for when breaking a game of 8 ball or 9 ball. This game in some ways measures your abilities to run out. I'd like to see your scores, if yer not chicken (that's that woofing thing again).

Dave
 
DaveK said:
Shorty, yes, there is a lot more to many games than simply potting balls. Having said that, in an ideal game of 8 ball or 9 ball, assuming you have the break, the game IS ONLY POTTING BALLS ! There is no defense or kicking in a run-out, which is what we strive for when breaking a game of 8 ball or 9 ball. This game in some ways measures your abilities to run out. I'd like to see your scores, if yer not chicken (that's that woofing thing again).

Dave

I think I will follow Fred's lead...I will shut up now. No thanks.

Shorty
 
jsp said:
So are you saying that only "pool fanatics" are worthy of posting on this forum? I consider myself a true fan of pool, but I can't buy 10 minutes of pool time in a given week because I have other responsibilities that happen to fall higher in my priority list than pool. Again, not everyone has their own pool table, and not every can even manage an average of 10 racks of playing time a week. If that doesn't make me a pool "fanatic", then I guess I'm not one. Should I then be "viewed with suspicion" and shunned from this forum?

JSP,
Please see posts above, you may be missing the spirit of this tournament.

True pool fanaticism is a matter of degree (and Lord only knows why anyone in their right mind would want to be one - besides us that is). The self-described zealots participating in the tournament are doing so despite many obstacles - including Secaucus Fats who, to his great credit, is not going to let a little internal hemorrhaging stand in his way of participating.

So: can you be a fanatic without participating? Yes. No one in their right mind (which of course excludes many of this years illustrious participants) is going to seriously question SJM's credentials or those of the pro's - we know those people, and know they have serious game.

Can you improve your image and credibility in the world of anonymous internet posters just by participating in this simple exercise? You bet your ass.

Whatever you decide, please understand this is all in fun; and don't begrudge us a little harmless fun in prodding the spineless.....err unfortunate non-participants. (oops, sorry for the cheap shot, it's just too much fun)
 
The Bamboozler said:
I agree with Jjinfla. The guy isn't even a member anymore. Time to let go.

Give me a T
Give me an R
Give me an O
Give me an L
Give me another L

You get the picture ass wipe
 
Williebetmore said:
JSP,
Please see posts above, you may be missing the spirit of this tournament.

True pool fanaticism is a matter of degree (and Lord only knows why anyone in their right mind would want to be one - besides us that is). The self-described zealots participating in the tournament are doing so despite many obstacles - including Secaucus Fats who, to his great credit, is not going to let a little internal hemorrhaging stand in his way of participating.

So: can you be a fanatic without participating? Yes. No one in their right mind (which of course excludes many of this years illustrious participants) is going to seriously question SJM's credentials or those of the pro's - we know those people, and know they have serious game.

Can you improve your image and credibility in the world of anonymous internet posters just by participating in this simple exercise? You bet your ass.

Whatever you decide, please understand this is all in fun; and don't begrudge us a little harmless fun in prodding the spineless.....err unfortunate non-participants. (oops, sorry for the cheap shot, it's just too much fun)

Well put Willie

…for those not participating, a moment of silence


Grant me the
serenity to accept the fact I am a spineless, gutless blowhard;
courage to recognize those that aren’t;
and wisdom to appreciate players with game.
 
Williebetmore said:
Whatever you decide, please understand this is all in fun; and don't begrudge us a little harmless fun in prodding the spineless.....err unfortunate non-participants. (oops, sorry for the cheap shot, it's just too much fun)
Understood. I'll give it a try IF i manage some time these next couple of weeks. But if I don't get around to it, my best guess for a total score (at this stage of my life) would be around 400. I never claimed I was a world-beater. :p
 
jsp said:
Understood. I'll give it a try IF i manage some time these next couple of weeks. But if I don't get around to it, my best guess for a total score (at this stage of my life) would be around 400. I never claimed I was a world-beater. :p

JSP,
You see, now you're getting the idea. To join the upper echelon of pool fanatics it is necessary to ignore your wife and family, shirk your responsibilities on the job, ignore your pressing medical problems, divert money from frivolous items (like food, rent, utilities, kid's college money, heart medication, etc.), and give-up those other spare time pursuits (like bathing, brushing your teeth, etc.). Failure to do so will certainly open one up to personal attacks from the "holier-than-thou" participants (like me). I just can't see why someone can't or won't participate.
 
No offense meant to anyone mentioned. I was just trying to intice people to play.
 
Hal said:
No offense meant to anyone mentioned. I was just trying to entice people to play.

Hal,
Lets see, you said, "If you don't post a score then I'll assume you really suck and are CHICKEN!!!"

I'm with you, I just can't see how anyone could take that as anything other than a gentle reminder that participation is not optional.:)

Did you see the Breakup Serenity Poem in his post above? He must write for the Letterman show, I snorted my beverage all over my desk when I read it.
 
I just checked it out and will probably give it a try - depends whether I feel like totally embarassing myself. :)

Actually, I didn't realize it was a virtual tournament. I saw the headline & figured it was live and not near me, so I bypassed it entirely. I went over there because of this thread.
 
AlterEgo said:
Actually, I didn't realize it was a virtual tournament. I saw the headline & figured it was live and not near me, so I bypassed it entirely. I went over there because of this thread.
I thought the same thing, except I avoided the thread because of the name in the thread title. I wasn't up for being kicked while I'm down. Now I'll have to go check it out. It would probably be good for me to start getting back out.
 
Hal said:
No offense meant to anyone mentioned. I was just trying to intice people to play.

Sorry, Hal, I may have overreacted. I should have known better, as you've always been a courteous and thoughtful poster on the forum with an undeniable enthusiasm for pool. Keep it coming with all your great posts. You're definitely one of the guys that makes this forum click.
 
I hadn't realized I was suppose to be doing something. Tell me or link me to what it is I have to do. I don't have a table at home but I'll be hittin' some this Friday.
 
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