Great One Liners/Golf/Pool???

[dquarasr]

Our team has a funny saying “Oh, we suck!” when we want to lighten the mood after a player is mad missing an easy shot.

So now our words of encouragement to a player starting a new match are “Suck less!”

 

[Jimmorrison]

You can talk to a fade, but a hook don’t listen.

 

[csmccraw]

It doesn't matter how you win. "There are no pictures on the scorecard"!

 

[9BallKY]

Sometimes when I hang a ball up I say
“Wasn’t even close”

 

[MajorMiscue]

After I banked a ball off the short rail into the far corner without looking at the pocket the other guy said, "You didn't even look." to which I replied, "Son, that pocket hasn't moved in 300 years."

 

[Rico]

Nick Varners reply to his dad why he lost ( Scott Kitto went 8 and out) i dogged the flip.

 

[Good Sam]

When I lost the lag at a recent tournament match, my opponent asked "You don't like to break?"

 

[Poolmanis]

after making fluke asking your opponent .. "how you would try that?"

 

[outrider1]

The Knoxville Bear came through here years ago and Fat Harold Dollar played him $5 bank pool. The Bear beats him for $500! After he leaves, Harold walks over to his steakhorse and nervously grins and says "who WAS that masked man?"

 

[chenjy9]

"You sunovabich ball, why don't you just go home? That's your home! Are you too good for your home?!" Happy Gilmore
"8 ball, left nostril" APA league team name suggestion

 

[nicksaint26]

You spend more time in the sand then David Hasselhoff

 

[mistamikel]

Blows a shot suuuper wide, said in best Maxwell Smart voice...... "missed it by that much" and make the tiny thumb/index finger measument

 

[gregcantrall]

"In Australia that scores double." Is my favorite comment when my opponent makes the ball and scratches.

 

[pt109]

Country, at the Rack, playing one hole…messes up a take-out…”I ain’t felt so bad since my mule got lame.”

 

[Fatboy]

“Don’t miss” Mike Sigel

 

[gregcantrall]

They call him Dalmatian Dave, because he is a spotted dog.