Not the first time this question has been raised. From about five years ago:
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A few years back at the old DCC at the Executive West, I was walking up the aisle to the main entrance to the tournament room, about to leave, and stopped and watched Earl playing this big, bald-headed, young biker-looking guy on one of the tables on the aisle. No idea who he was. Anywhos, I stopped to watch because it was a 1pocket match, and there was a crowd, and the players were wrestling over the last few balls, and I could tell Earl was "agitated."
The bald guy finally gets the last couple balls he needs for the match and Earl start channeling Teddy KGB from the poker movie with Matt Damon, "Rounders": Fine. It is a fooking joke anyway. You must feel like a young man, beating me. Must make you feel big and proud..." So on and so forth.
The big bald-headed guy looks at Earl and says something very erudite like, "You're a piece of shee-at, Earl." And Earl, who just can't stop himself, keeps chirping until the big guy makes a move towards Earl, until he is restrained by several pals ringside, one of whom says words to the effect, "Let it go. He's not worth it."
And "Earl the Pearl" lives to fight another day.
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Lou Figueroa