He is the Greatest Cueist!!

The Most Interesting Man on careers.
"Find out in life what it is that you don't do well, and don't do it".

He speaks French, in Russian.

Those are great.
 
when he speaking, then hears God

or

he never sleeps, he wait

or he fills his piss in cans, we call this RED BULL
 
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When he plays scotch doubles he makes his shot and bumps other balls around to set up a wired combo for his partner.

A man once air barreled him and he pulled the owed money from behind the man's ear.

Fatboy got him to flip a coin for $100,000. The most interesting man called, "edge." and the coin spun and stopped on it's edge.
 
He once jumped a ball into Mike Massey's boot... while he was wearing it.

He has perfected the no-handed jump.

When he was born, three wise men brought him Simonis, a Diamond and a Balabushka.

Efren dresses up as him for Halloween.
 
He has never racked before, but if he did it would be the tightest ever.

The ghost plays him to test its ability.

His opponents never play, they just pay for the privledge of racking and watching him run out.
 
Hes Chuck Norris's stunt double.
His under wear is made from Simonis.
Probably because he doesn't want his balls to touch nothing but the best.
 
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