...if you gave him ball in hand with no balls on the table, he'd still miss.
He plays so bad, he signed up on AZBilliards
He plays so bad that:
- He has a sponsor that pays him not to use their cue
- Earl was even nice to him
- Hillary wouldn't take his money!
He plays so bad...he should try headphones, fingertape, arm weights and a weighted back pillow to improve his game.