He plays so bad........

He plays so bad, they use him for the "BEFORE" pictures in the instruction books.
 
He plays so bad that..............................................................he even miscues even when trying to chalk his cue tip................................Da dum.
 
He plays so bad that:

- He has a sponsor that pays him not to use their cue
- Earl was even nice to him
- Hillary wouldn't take his money!
 
He plays so bad.....
...he only won one tournament match in his life....
...it was a bye...

...and it went hill/hill.
 
He plays so bad...he should try headphones, fingertape, arm weights and a weighted back pillow to improve his game.
 
Man plays so bad he couldn't get in the box if he was labeled freight.

Yeah it's true. That clueless nitt got pummeled last night because he wanted to show everyone how good his drawww shot was.... all over table 2... with a sharpie.

He plays so bad he has a case with a kickstand.

and....... Im out.

Lesh
 
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