Hear Max Eberle P!$$ !!!

R

raemondo

AzB Silver Member
Silver Member
Hey guys,

this is the funnniest ever.....if you buy last year's 14.1 Dragon Promotions Straight Pool Championship dvd of Thorsten Hohmann vs. Max Eberle, you get to hear Max making bathroom noises!

Right around where the score is about 176-116 in Thorsten's favor, Thorsten scratches and Max is shocked because now he has a second chance. For some reason, we get to hear EVERYTHING on his mike and we hear him asking the referee, "Can I take my second bathroom right now?" We then hear him leave the room and telling some other people along the way to the bathroom: "I have a second chance! I have one more chance!". Of course then we are soon treated to Max peeing in the boy's room, and BOY was he holding it in because it went on for quite a while....it was really hilarious especially because it didn't all come out at one go --- you guys know what I mean =p

BTW the match has no commentary, and it took them FOREVER to complete it, but it was really worth the laughs.

(I also hope the moderators don't think that this post is too crude.)
 
Last edited by a moderator:
lmfao

Making bathroom noises lmao, that alone made me laugh, the way you said it hahahah

but that does sound funny
 
Last edited:
SUPERSTAR said:
Did he wash his hands?!?!?!?!?!?!
Click to expand...


THAT IS A GREAT QUESTION. You know, after the piss was all done, the audio of a sudden just got cut away and you suddenly see Max appear at the table again like an apparition. I really wonder why didn't Dragon Promotions take away that audio before selling it.......

Also I forgot to mention that THE BEST PART was that right before Max goes into his "spurt cycles", he lets out a loud "UGGGGGHH". Man that was really priceless :eek: :D
 
That's brilliant! How do you miss that when editing? Or maybe you don't miss it... Max, how do you feel about this? I can't decide how embarassed this would make me feel. I know I'd be laughing though.
 
raemondo said:
THAT IS A GREAT QUESTION. You know, after the piss was all done, the audio of a sudden just got cut away and you suddenly see Max appear at the table again like an apparition. I really wonder why didn't Dragon Promotions take away that audio before selling it.......

Also I forgot to mention that THE BEST PART was that right before Max goes into his "spurt cycles", he lets out a loud "UGGGGGHH". Man that was really priceless :eek: :D
Click to expand...


hahahahah this thread is great!

I hate that when Im in a public bathroom a guy has to be in there sounding like he is having an orgasm from pissing and shitting....Like "Ugggggghhh ohhhh God that feels so good" hahahah it makes me cower down and walk out without being able to go, ruins the whole toilet experience for me :(
 
Last edited:
Bazooka Tooth said:
hahahahah this thread is great!

I hate that when Im in a public bathroom a guy has to be in there sounding like he is having an orgasm from pissing and shitting....Like "Ugggggghhh ohhhh God that feels so good" hahahah it makes me cower down and walk out without being to go, ruins the whole toilet experience for me :(
Click to expand...

That's funny but poor Max! How embarassing. He's such a nice guy he'll probably just laugh it off.

Our office building is full of real estate agents and mortgage brokers. I can't tell you how many times I go into the men's room at work and some guy is sitting on the toilet talking on his cell phone.

I imagine you could make a lot of money with a hit "sssss, plop-plop, flush" ring tone to go along with these tasteless cell phone users. Maybe this would make a good episode for 'Jackass the Movie 3, Guerilla Potty Training', candid recordings of real men in action.

YUCK!

Chris
 
Last edited:
I hope it doesn't forever get labeled as the "Max Eberle Pi$$ Video" , I would feel sorry for max.
 
selftaut said:
I hope it doesn't forever get labeled as the "Max Eberle Pi$$ Video" , I would feel sorry for max.
Click to expand...


hahah this is too much, maybe Im just immature and a nerd and all that jazz but Im getting a lot of kicks from this thread!
 
I have been laughing for ten minutes after reading this thread.

There is a story about this match and the dvd's.

Even though it is a semifinals match, because of it's length, it almost didn't make the dvd set.

Originally, when we went in to add the commentary, this match was slated to be split in half by two teams of charlie williams/danny barouty and tony robles/myself. Ultimately, the editing people told us adding commentary to this match would once again send us "over budget".

Because of the spiraling out of control costs, we never got to view the matches beforehand, excpet when the commentary was added, but we couldn't even preview them, we added it in real time as if we were watching the match live for the first time.

Anyway, I suppose if we had seen the match, it would have been "eliminated", but by the sounds of it, Max accomplished that all by himself.



Randy goldwater
 
NYC cue dude said:
I have been laughing for ten minutes after reading this thread.

There is a story about this match and the dvd's.

Even though it is a semifinals match, because of it's length, it almost didn't make the dvd set.

Originally, when we went in to add the commentary, this match was slated to be split in half by two teams of charlie williams/danny barouty and tony robles/myself. Ultimately, the editing people told us adding commentary to this match would once again send us "over budget".

Because of the spiraling out of control costs, we never got to view the matches beforehand, excpet when the commentary was added, but we couldn't even preview them, we added it in real time as if we were watching the match live for the first time.

Anyway, I suppose if we had seen the match, it would have been "eliminated", but by the sounds of it, Max accomplished that all by himself.



Randy goldwater
Click to expand...


Is your last name really Goldwater?

how fitting for this topic :D

ohhhhh Im such a lame.....
 
Bazooka Tooth said:
Is your last name really Goldwater?

how fitting for this topic :D

ohhhhh Im such a lame.....
Click to expand...



HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!

(no offense Randy, great tourney and great dvds! =))
 
There

are lots of 'background' people that have a sense of humor too ... ROFL

Remember Grade School - Was I the only one that couldn't Poop until everyone else left the bathroom?
 
raemondo said:
Also I forgot to mention that THE BEST PART was that right before Max goes into his "spurt cycles", he lets out a loud "UGGGGGHH". Man that was really priceless :eek: :D
Click to expand...
I guess that's better than a short silence, then hearing a razor blade go "click, click click". Then hearing a long sniiifffffff.
 
Well at least mad Max didn't have a conversation with the little guy about the second chance he was about to get. That would have sold millions.
 
I think this thread should be made into a Sticky.....or is that word inappropriate on this occasion?;)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top