Help a league midget out, please . . . a cute one!

Kickin' Chicken

Kickin' Chicken

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good day, fellow az'ers;

I know of a midget who is an apa 3 / 4 - oh sorry, she is 3' 4". not really sure of her skill level but if need be, I can find that out.

Well anyway, with it being the holiday season and all, I thought I would ask the generous az'ers out there if they could help her out with some gear she could use.

she plays a mean short racks bank game and I know that a nice cue extension would be of great use to her. actually, any 70" + cues out there would be terrific, too.

anything else you all think that could help a vertically-challenged player to improve her game would be most appreciated.

she is a very nice person, generally speaking, though, she can be a little short with people at times.

she's as fast as a water bug but I'm pretty sure I can step on her long enough to get a picture with the donated gear being used during her Wednesday night league.

You guys are the greatest and thank you all very much in advance for your anticipated kindness.

Any and all gear suggestions are most welcome. :smile:

best,
brian kc
 
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I bought a sweet pair of drywall stilts at a garage sale, thinking they would raise my game to a new level. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
I'll donate these to your vertically challenged friend.
 
Kickin' Chicken said:
good day, fellow az'ers;

I know of a midget who is an apa 3 / 4 - oh sorry, she is 3' 4". not really sure of her skill level but if need be, I can find that out.

Well anyway, with it being the holiday season and all, I thought I would ask the generous az'ers out there if they could help her out with some gear she could use.

she plays a mean short racks bank game and I know that a nice cue extension would be of great use to her. actually, any 70" + cues out there would be terrific, too.

anything else you all think that could help a vertically-challenged player to improve her game would be most appreciated.

she is a very nice person, generally speaking, though, she can be a little short with people at times.

she's as fast as a water bug but I'm pretty sure I can step on her long enough to get a picture with the donated gear being used during her Wednesday night league.

You guys are the greatest and thank you all very much in advance for your anticipated kindness.

Any and all gear suggestions are most welcome. :smile:

best,
brian kc
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I can't tell if this was just one really, really, REALLY bad joke after another or if you're serious and this is just one of the more bizarre threads I've ever read on AZ.

If it IS a legitimate cause you're trying to start, have you ever thought that she might not like the idea of being pitied?
 
As this is a post that should never have been made, can we all stop posting on it and bumping it to the top? It would be best just to read it an go from there, while this thread falls to page 5 and beyond. Please don't punish the people trying to buy or sell something legitimate here by bumping this inane thread.

Thanks,

Chris.

ps I posted when it was at the top, so there was no bump here.
 
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