Help George the Jump represent Lizard Acres in Kolbys Wild Nine Ball tourney this we

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12310bch

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Hi, I'm George the Jump and I think I have a real good chance of making money this weekend at Kolby's Wild Nine Ball Tournament. I hope you can help me cover my normal expenses without any hope of return on your money because I sure don't want to risk my own money and I'm a really nice guy. Lizard Acres desperately needs representation in some of the larger tourneys such as this so it can get the recognition that up to now has been in short supply. The following is a breakdown of my projected expenses so you can see where your contribution is going.

1) entry fee and sidepots $ 500.00
2)Traveling expenses( limo and lunch
for entourage) 1,500.00
3) meals (entire weekend) 2,000.00
4)Hotel (entourage-1 night) 750.00
5) chalk and talc 12.37
6) odor-eaters 10.00
Total $ 4,772.37
Please PM me so I may provide you with where to direct your
contribution.
Thanks again, I love you all.

George the Jump
 
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LOL, and good luck with you fund raising understand you don't take checks,
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Ummmmm.... Yeah.

I rarely pull out the red flag, but I think I'm gonna have to pretty soon if this keeps up.

These threads are not really funny.

Russ
 
Ummmmmmm ???

Russ Chewning said:
Ummmmm.... Yeah.

I rarely pull out the red flag, but I think I'm gonna have to pretty soon if this keeps up.

These threads are not really funny.

Russ
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Russ, when you say ,"these threads," what exactly do you mean? That is , so I can make sure that I don't get red flagged for anything. If Genomachino is allowed to continue posting I thought AZ was giving us a pretty wide berth. As far as my thread goes , it is funny. It's a satire Russ. Not meant to bring on :rotflmao: but only:smilewinkgrin: I'm sorry you don't think it's funny. I like to amuse people with words. I'm hurt.:sad:
 
wow, worst part is I was thinking about ponying up a few bucks to sweat a good tourney over the weekend....AND help a player get in action.


shame.....I was ready to ship it in..


G>
 
George there is a guy named Lenny the Lock who is willing to give you 10-6 for some small change, if you win you got your entry covered including some sidepots. :grin-square:
 
Fast Lenny said:
George there is a guy named Lenny the Lock who is willing to give you 10-6 for some small change, if you win you got your entry covered including some sidepots. :grin-square:
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That is a very nice offer Fast Lenny, I hope the old man reads your offer. Than all he has to to is get over to Kolby's to take you up on your offer.
 
Russ Chewning said:
Ummmmm.... Yeah.

I rarely pull out the red flag, but I think I'm gonna have to pretty soon if this keeps up.

These threads are not really funny.

Russ
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Well then the other update on the Iowa pool scene should bother you as well. I see some humor here but that other thread is sometimes no more than a BS session. I mean how drunk you got at the bar isn't very pool related either.

Rod
 
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