Walt Frazier
Banned
Please take notes....Unless you're mad at your wallet

When the other guy changes from lefty to righty ..after you've raised the bet
When the other guy's backer keeps smiling at you...
When the car the other guy came in has out of state plates..And he tells you"I'm just in town visting some relatives"....
When the local pool detective is going bonkers on the rail, trying to get your attention ..
When the other guy's tip is paper thin (sure sign of a player)
When the other guy whips out a towel(from his case) and cleans the balls thoroughly before the coin flip ..
When the other guy's backer wears a loud Hawaiian-style shirt,gaudy jewelry and he's short and fat .
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When the other guy's stroke looks as effortless as his walking motion(Steve Smith,Scotty Townsend)
When you are up 2 sets and the other guy says "I'll give you the seven ball if you double the bet"...
When the other guy continues to rave about what a "sraight shooter" you are...
When the other guy asks you if you know where the nearest Waffle House is....
When the other guy looks vaguely familiar to a guy in last month's Billiard News....WITHOUT THE MUSTACHE .
When the other guy gets a call...Then excuses himself out of the pool hall..When he comes back he says"That was my wife ..I gotta leave in a few ..but I still would like to play but I only have enough time for one set ..can we raise the bet to $$$$$$ ? That way at least one of us can win something .. Is that ok?
When a road players name is mentioned out loud..The other guy looks up knowingly and surveys the room to try to match the face with the voice...
When the other guy asks you to rent the balls ..He' ll say "Damn,I left my License on the dresser(digging in his pockets)..I've got money though(shows a little cash)..You mind getting the balls?(he does'nt want to be ID)
If you see yourself in any of these scenarios AZ...Run!!!! ..don't walk..
Good Luck .
When the other guy changes from lefty to righty ..after you've raised the bet
When the other guy's backer keeps smiling at you...
When the car the other guy came in has out of state plates..And he tells you"I'm just in town visting some relatives"....
When the local pool detective is going bonkers on the rail, trying to get your attention ..
When the other guy's tip is paper thin (sure sign of a player)
When the other guy whips out a towel(from his case) and cleans the balls thoroughly before the coin flip ..
When the other guy's backer wears a loud Hawaiian-style shirt,gaudy jewelry and he's short and fat .
When the other guy's stroke looks as effortless as his walking motion(Steve Smith,Scotty Townsend)
When you are up 2 sets and the other guy says "I'll give you the seven ball if you double the bet"...
When the other guy continues to rave about what a "sraight shooter" you are...
When the other guy asks you if you know where the nearest Waffle House is....
When the other guy looks vaguely familiar to a guy in last month's Billiard News....WITHOUT THE MUSTACHE .
When the other guy gets a call...Then excuses himself out of the pool hall..When he comes back he says"That was my wife ..I gotta leave in a few ..but I still would like to play but I only have enough time for one set ..can we raise the bet to $$$$$$ ? That way at least one of us can win something .. Is that ok?
When a road players name is mentioned out loud..The other guy looks up knowingly and surveys the room to try to match the face with the voice...
When the other guy asks you to rent the balls ..He' ll say "Damn,I left my License on the dresser(digging in his pockets)..I've got money though(shows a little cash)..You mind getting the balls?(he does'nt want to be ID)
If you see yourself in any of these scenarios AZ...Run!!!! ..don't walk..
Good Luck .
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