What in the hell are you writing about? You got that from my statement how I used to go to the bars looking to make some money in pool games when we didn't have much? Try again and see if you can embellish it even better.
Well, first of all I don't believe one word about your going to either a bar or pool room to hustle/play guys for money when you had none after getting married. You never played enough pool to get good nor did you have the street smarts to set something up.
If she knew the two of you were going to be flat broke she probably wouldn't have married you for starters. Secondly, IF you came home with some money what would her thoughts be about you earning it playing pool? (which you didn't)
Here's the conversation:
HER: "Where have you been all day, my love?
YOU: "I was out trying to earn some money for us, my dearest.
HER: "I didn't know you had a job. Where are you working?
YOU: "Well, aaaaaah, well, I'm not exactly working at a full time job with anyone.
HER: "Did you have success? How much did you earn today"?
YOU: "Yesterday I lost $3 dollars because I played against someone better than I
am but today I won back 75 cents against someone who was worse.
HER: "I don't understand. You played what?
YOU: "I played pool. I'm what's known as a hustler. Well really a Predator hustler
because I've come to learn to only pick on the less skilled than I am.
HER: "Wait a minute, you're telling me that I married who I thought was Prince
Charming and going to have me living in diamonds and luxury for the rest of
my life and you're out all day trying to scrape up a couple of lousy bucks
playing POOL?!
YOU: "I know how to read people and their games. If I see they're better than I am,
I just go to another table."
HER: "We can't even EAT on 75 cents! Plus you lost $3 the day before. I think we
should start looking into an annulment. This isn't going to work or what I
signed up for.
YOU: "OK, I'll go out and look for a REAL job tomorrow. To be honest, I wasn't
worth a damn as a pool player to begin with. I think I'll just go the next 50
years and pick the game up again after I retire from whatever I find for work. What will I be, about 68 or 69?
IS THAT EMBELLISHED GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? I KNOW IT'LL GIVE THE GANG HERE SOME BELLY LAUGHS.
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